# Please explain your DoperName

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 20, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093 "2005-10-20T15:35:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/41 "2005-10-20T17:21:14Z")

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I used to hang with a bunch of folk who went around saying things like  
“the worst thing you can call a person is **normal** ”

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/42 "2005-10-20T17:23:08Z")

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Nutty Bunny is a [Kids in the Hall](http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/two/nutty.html) reference.

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/43 "2005-10-20T17:26:09Z")

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Velvet Jones was the name I/we came up with for a rock band I was in some years ago. At the time I had never seen the SNL Eddie Murphy sketch and thought it was an original name. No one I talked to about the name clued me/us in. We released our first and only CD _The Power of Blue_\* under that name.

There was another group in the area that went by the name Velvet Jones (they probably had seen the SNL sketch) so we eventually changed the name to Just Velvet.

Then the band broke up but I’m still using it as a screen name on this and another message board. Maybe one day I’ll change.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/44 "2005-10-20T17:28:49Z")

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I’m named after a sword from a D&D module my brother wrote.

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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/45 "2005-10-20T17:32:31Z")

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It’s what my hubby calls me a lot of the time…

“YaWanna bring me a drink while you’re up?”

“YaWanna help me with this project?”

“YaWanna turn off that light?”

You get it… 😃

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/46 "2005-10-20T17:37:34Z")

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My initials are A.F. I thought Agent Foxtrot sounded very spy-novel or X-Files. 😃

I’m particularly interested in learning the meanings behind **Measure for Measure** , **Q.E.D.** , **fluiddruid** , and **Aesiron**.

Adam

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/47 "2005-10-20T17:38:53Z")

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> [@GorillaMan](#):
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> I had no idea of what name to pick, until I glanced at [this chap](http://www.owainsutton.co.uk/images/IMAG0165.jpg) sitting beside my desk

You mean you are not a great hairy beast located in the UK?

:eek:  
Are you a mild mannered accountant type, then?

🙂

Everybody–guess my name! Go on, guess! I betcha you can’t figure it a-tall!  
I’m not dead and I don’t know a Father MacKenzie. Lonely-not so much.  
🆒

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/48 "2005-10-20T17:40:50Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> You mean you are not a great hairy beast located in the UK?  
> :eek:  
> Are you a mild mannered accountant type, then?  
> 🙂  
> Everybody–guess my name! Go on, guess! I betcha you can’t figure it a-tall!  
> I’m not dead and I don’t know a Father MacKenzie. Lonely-not so much.  
> 🆒

I used to think the name was “Ella Narigby” - so I used that as a character name in a stupid short story I wrote in college

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/49 "2005-10-20T17:41:54Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> You mean you are not a great hairy beast located in the UK?
> 
> Are you a mild mannered accountant type, then?

Mild-mannered great hairy beast would be about right. Not an accountant-type, though…just earlier today started gathering together tax forms that I’ve been leaving lying around for months :smack:

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**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/50 "2005-10-20T17:43:15Z")

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I logged on to ask this same question.

Mine is a homonymous phrase for a mispronunciation of my last name, a name that I share with a 16th century portrait artist famous for painting a couple of ambassadors and a weird looking skull.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/51 "2005-10-20T17:44:42Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> or you could have neice(s)/nephew(s)… 😉

Actually, that’s the second part to the story. No real nieces or nephews, but when I friend had a baby I became her “Auntie Jen”. At which point I started calling her my little antibody because she liked to cling to me. 🙂 Which makes my friend a plasma cell, I suppose.

Yeah, I’m a freak.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/52 "2005-10-20T17:46:47Z")

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Well, when I was signing up, _The Simpsons_ were on my TV and they were trying to think of a new character for the _Itchy and Scratchy Show_. Cue Krusty…

“What’ya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus?”

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/53 "2005-10-20T17:50:05Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> Wasn’t there a thread about this a few weeks back?

There’s a thread about this nearly every 6 months.  
I’m ladyfoxfyre because one night I needed a username and my very intelligent and wonderful friend **windegowolf** shouted out “Ladyfoxfyre! Because you are a foxy, fiery lady. But spell it with a _y_ because that’s cooler.”

So here I am.

And those who have met me in real life can attest to me being foxy, fiery and indeed a lady.

-foxy

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/54 "2005-10-20T17:51:46Z")

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> [@AThingWithFeathers](#):
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> Here’s the [last thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=327865) on the subject. My name’s changed since then, but any fan of poetry knows the reference.
> 
> I am a thing with feathers that perches in the soul.

Well, according to Woody Allen, the poet was wrong. The thing with feathers had turned out to be his nephew, whom he was going to take to a specialist in Zurich.

**Pithecanthropus** , of course, was the original name assigned to _Homo erectus_ by its discoverer in the early days of paleoanthropology. For several reasons I’ve always been charmed by the tale of how this Dutch army surgeon just up and went to Java because he thought that would be a good place to look for the missing link. Actually, he didn’t just “up and go”, he was posted there, but still he had a lot of time to look.

**Spectre** , because I got temporarily banned once, but have come back to life.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/55 "2005-10-20T17:53:30Z")

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I’m a trickster who – appropriately enough – doesn’t take herself too seriously (and who loves Warner Bros. cartoons).

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/56 "2005-10-20T17:55:00Z")

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“Ask not what your country can do for you…” J.F. Kennedy

Nott is a part of my last name, and a longtime nickname.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/57 "2005-10-20T18:02:03Z")

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> [@whole bean](#):
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> I logged on to ask this same question.
> 
> Mine is a homonymous phrase for a mispronunciation of my last name, a name that I share with a 16th century portrait artist famous for painting a couple of ambassadors and a weird looking skull.

Man that is too hip! Is there an intentional allusion to coffee also? Because that’s what I first thought.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/58 "2005-10-20T18:19:36Z")

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Same answer as last time:

I used to be know as **Sir Blah**. Now I’m… **not**.

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**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/59 "2005-10-20T18:35:44Z")

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> [@Spectre of Pithecanthropus](#):
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> Man that is too hip! Is there an intentional allusion to coffee also? Because that’s what I first thought.

Thanks (I think. You’re not making fun of me are you?). Strangely enough, I don’t drink coffee. Thing is, I’ve been called Bean or Beaner or Half Bean (even more creative, huh?) for as long as I can remember but I never thought of using it as a user name until I saw ‘Green Bean’ and thought, heh, that’d be cool. I guess I never really thought about what it would look like spelled out, it was always an auditory association with a mispronunciation I’ve been correcting for going on now 26 years (I’m 31, but didn’t get in the habbit of correcting folks till grade school).

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-your-dopername/327093/60 "2005-10-20T18:36:04Z")

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**Cal Meacham** is the way-brainy, deep-voiced, tall and handsome hero of **This Island Earth** , a seminal 1950s science fiction movie that I watched endless times as a kid (I had the 16mm version – best you could do before VCRs). Cal was played by Rex Reason, who had the _perfect_ name to play a way-brainy, etc. scientist. In the movie he flies a jet, builds an alien device, fights extraterrestrials, and gets the good-looking woman scientist. MST3K later appropriatedd the film as the basis for their own movie:

[http://www.scifimovies.com/movies/mov0002.shtml](http://www.scifimovies.com/movies/mov0002.shtml)

[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0047577/](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0047577/)

I’m not tall, dark, and handsome and I don’t fly jets. I’m not as brainy as I’d like, and I have trouble subduing our three cats, let alone extraterrestrials. But I’m hoping some of the glitz will come to me by association.

Actually, the movie is pretty dumb (“This is our cat neutron,” says one scientist. “We call him that because he’s so positive.” A warren full of scientists and no one calls them on _that_?) – it’s a hopeless dumbing-down of a very good (but out-of-print until recently) book by Utah Sf writer Raymond F. Jones. The story made a helluva lot more sense in the book, as did the title. No metalunan Mutants with exposed brains. No planet exploding into a star. I think they changed the story to make it simpler and to avoid giving moviegoers inferiority complexes.

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