# Please Help Me Choose Theme Music For My Upcoming Skydive!

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**Created:** [May 27, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319 "2004-05-27T12:13:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/1 "2004-05-27T12:13:07Z")

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I am having a video made and the guy that’s putting it together for me (he’s diving too), says I can bring my own music.

I had tentatively chosen The Ramone’s “Blitzkrieg Bop”, but I wanted to see what y’all could come up with that might be better.

Here are some parameters:

1. Vocals aren’t necessarily important
2. I am partial to Surf Guitar with drum solos  
(if you’ve seen [Hotwire.com](http://Hotwire.com)’s “Cheap Commercial”, that’s what I’m after)
3. It’s gotta **ROCK**! (and it’s gotta _make_ me wanna leave the plane as I’m “playing it in my head”.)
4. I’m 54.

If I choose your suggestion, I will immortalize you in the thread after my successful landing, link you to my photo page with caption of song title and your nickname, and next time I head to Germany, I’ll bring you back a beer and send it to you. 🆒

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![Starguard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Starguard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starguard)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/2 "2004-05-27T12:18:32Z")

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How about “Heaven here I come” 😃

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/3 "2004-05-27T12:24:04Z")

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_Helter Skelter_

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/4 "2004-05-27T12:29:08Z")

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The _Theme From “Shaft”._

The _Theme From S.W.A.T._.

The _Theme From Superman: The Movie_.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/5 "2004-05-27T12:37:33Z")

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\*Mockingbird Girl \*- Magnificent Bastards, from the _Tank Girl_ soundtrack.

_Hey, hey, Rocket Boy!  
Got a lot of life behind you…_

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**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/6 "2004-05-27T12:39:00Z")

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How about ‘Beautiful Day’ or ‘Elevation’ by U2?

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/7 "2004-05-27T12:41:47Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> 1. I’m 54.

WOW, I would have never guessed.

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**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/8 "2004-05-27T12:42:04Z")

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or Lenny Kravitz’s song - not sure of name - could be ‘Fly Away’

you know the one

‘I wish that I could fly into the sky so very high just like a dragon fly’ etc…

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**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/9 "2004-05-27T12:43:16Z")

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or is it Lenny Kravitz - oh I don’t know. I’ll stop posting now :o

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/10 "2004-05-27T12:43:33Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> 1. I’m 54.

“I can’t drive 55…”

Or the James Bond theme.

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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/11 "2004-05-27T12:43:54Z")

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Tom Petty, “Free Falling”.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/12 "2004-05-27T13:15:45Z")

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Hmmmm. Some interesting choices. I’m gonna make a list and take it with me to Barnes and Noble or one of the other stores where I can listen to the cd’s that have your tracks on them.

**Quasi** is grateful that none of you have suggested The Surfaris’ _Wipe Out_! (I thought about that after writing that first post!) :smack:

Keep 'em coming!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/13 "2004-05-27T13:30:07Z")

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_Fanfare for the Common Man_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/14 "2004-05-27T13:35:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Quasi** is grateful that none of you have suggested The Surfaris’ _Wipe Out!_

Okay. How about _Pipeline_ by Dick Dale? 😃

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/15 "2004-05-27T13:44:32Z")

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[hijack]

What’s the difference between a bad golfer and an unlucky skydiver?

- A bad golfer goes “Whack. Damn!”. An unlucky skydiver goes, “Damn! Whack.”

[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/16 "2004-05-27T14:08:00Z")

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[ul][li]_Jump_ by Van Halen[/li][li]_Jump_ by the Pointer Sisters[/li][li]_Learning’ to Fly_ by Tom Petty[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/17 "2004-05-27T14:15:59Z")

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> [@vunderbob](#):
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> _Fanfare for the Common Man_

Dude! Reading your post just gave me goose pimples all over my body! I know that tune by _Emerson Lake and Palmer_! I don’t know if I’d choose their version or Copeland’s. What do you think?

I think I have Pipeline too, **John** , thanks!

Everytime I think of making that jump, I get an adrenaline rush already and it’s still over two weeks away. Man, I’m gonna be a gibbering idiot the day of the flight! 😉

Q

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**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/18 "2004-05-27T14:19:48Z")

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You know, the Canadian Brass does a really fun version of _Flight of the Bumblebee_ – on a tuba!

In a classic rock vein, you could always go with _Never Been Any Reason_ by Head East ("…Save my life I’m going down for the last time").

It doesn’t exactly rock, but _Waffle Stomp_ by Joe Walsh has a rather fitting verse:

> [@](#):
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> Well you can jump off a roof,  
> Pretend you can fly,  
> Maybe you’ll bounce,  
> Maybe you’ll die,  
> Maybe you’ll splat,  
> Keep flapping until you do.

Or how about James Brown’s _Gravity_?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/19 "2004-05-27T14:19:52Z")

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“High Speed Dirt” by Megadeath

‘See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker’ (Thank you, Skippy!)

Or is that _not_ what you are looking for? 😃

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-choose-theme-music-for-my-upcoming-skydive/247319/20 "2004-05-27T14:22:05Z")

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One of the James Bond Soundtracks _must_ have _something_…

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