# Please help me find the squirrel motorcycle attack thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-find-the-squirrel-motorcycle-attack-thread/270630>\
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**Created:** [October 22, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-find-the-squirrel-motorcycle-attack-thread/270630 "2004-10-22T18:14:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-find-the-squirrel-motorcycle-attack-thread/270630/1 "2004-10-22T18:14:26Z")

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I’ve tried to search for that thread with no luck. Anybody remember it? Can you find it for me? I’ll put you in my will.

It was about a guy who had a run in with a squirrel while riding his motorcycle. Duh! like the title says, huh?

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-find-the-squirrel-motorcycle-attack-thread/270630/2 "2004-10-22T23:04:54Z")

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In the search bar, put ‘squirrel’ and ‘motorcycle’ and you get…

Possibly the third post in [Wildlife Adventure: Squirrel Stories](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266451&highlight=squirrel+motorcycle)

Or, the last post in [Help name my bird](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=62399&highlight=squirrel+motorcycle)

Peace.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-find-the-squirrel-motorcycle-attack-thread/270630/3 "2004-10-23T01:26:53Z")

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I remember the story. I have it on my hard drive. If you just want the story, e-mail me & I’ll send it to you. Put SDMB &/or Nazi squirrel in the subject line, so I won’t send it to spam hell.  
I think the thread might have been something like “Nazi squirrel of death”

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-find-the-squirrel-motorcycle-attack-thread/270630/4 "2004-10-23T01:34:47Z")

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[Here](http://cuagain.manilasites.com/profiles/%241) is the author’s website. I didn’t think I still had it.

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**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-find-the-squirrel-motorcycle-attack-thread/270630/5 "2004-10-23T11:29:28Z")

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Thanks!