# Please Help Me Get This Song Out Of My Head

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 3, 2000, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555 "2000-04-03T08:58:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/1 "2000-04-03T08:58:00Z")

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Hi All  
The song thats bugging me is the one that is being played in the background of the new saturn commerical, the one that starts out showing an impatiant middle aged guy driving.And first he passes a truck towing a trailer then he notices a car trying to pass him.He floors the gas to try to outrun it without success.  
In the final scenes it shows him pulling over,getting out of his car and screaming at the other car as it goes past.  
Then it cuts to the inside of the other car, the driver asking the passanger “whats his problem”  
The song is from the mid 60’s hard rock and was done by group from the west coast( IIRC )  
I think that somewhere in the song is the lyric “Plastic Man” but I am not positive of that.  
I won’t be able to rest till I find out the name of the song and the name of the group that recorded it.  
Thanks  
t lion

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32 Bit Operating System  
02 Bit Operator

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/2 "2000-04-03T13:52:00Z")

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OK, hon, you asked for it . . .

"Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,  
A tale of a fateful trip . . "

Better now?

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/3 "2000-04-03T13:57:00Z")

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Here - I’ll trade you for the song in my head…

She put the lime in the coconut, drank it all up…  
She put the lime in the coconut, drank it all up…  
She put the lime in the coconut, drank it all up…  
She put the lime in the coconut, called the doctor, woke him up…  
Ahhhhhhhhhh - that’s better. Thanks

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/4 "2000-04-03T14:04:00Z")

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Oh Eve, now you’ve got me all nostalgic.

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**Author:** ![Nurlman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Nurlman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nurlman)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/5 "2000-04-03T14:13:00Z")

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The song is “Pictures of Matchstick Men.” I don’t recall the original artist, but Camper Van Beethoven did a nice version of it on the “Key Lime Pie” album.

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**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/6 "2000-04-03T14:57:00Z")

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It was originally by Status Quo, in 1968.

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/7 "2000-04-03T15:05:00Z")

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OK, this should destroy everything, both long and short term memory:

\*Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without taking

But I sent you away, Oh Mandy

Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking

And I need you today…Oh Mandy\*

There, feel better now?  
DJ Bluepony,

Broadcasting from radio station W-Hell

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

```
       Warren Zevon
```

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/8 "2000-04-03T16:36:00Z")

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Nice try. Obviously you know the secret, which is that the only way to get rid of a song is to infect somebody else. Fortunately, I don’t know the song or the commercial, so you can’t infect me.

LALALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU LALALALA

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## There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all, but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust. – Demosthenes

Joe Cool

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/9 "2000-04-03T20:19:00Z")

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Nurlman & Cabbage  
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH !!!  
Now that I know the name of the song and the artist that recorded it I can get on with my life again.

Joe Cool  
SHHH, don’t let the secret out,I didn’t want all the others to know that they were being infected.

Eve & Smug  
you know that there is a special level of hell for people who do try to the things that both of you tried to do to me. 🙂

## Thanks Again To All

## Peace t lion

## “I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedoms of the people by gradual and silent encroachment of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.” – James Madison

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/10 "2000-04-03T20:25:00Z")

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( note to self, proofread before hitting the submit button.)  
That should read “…who try to do the things that both…”

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## Peace t lion

## “I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedoms of the people by gradual and silent encroachment of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.” – James Madison

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/11 "2000-04-04T00:35:00Z")

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Aweemaway, Aweemaway, Aweemaway, Aweemaway

In the jungle, the quiet jungle,  
The lion sleeps tonight.

In the jungle, the peaceful jungle,  
The lion sleeps tonight.

Ah WOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOO OOOO OOOOO OOOO

MA MA MA AWAY

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/12 "2000-04-04T00:39:00Z")

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Here she comes just a walking down the street singing

“Do Wa Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do”

She looked good (she looked good)

She looked fine (she looked fine)

…

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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/13 "2000-04-04T01:13:00Z")

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AAAAAAH! What was I thinking when I clicked on this thread!?

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“I need the biggest seed bell you have. . . no, that’s too big.”–Hans Moleman

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**Author:** ![Rich\_G7subs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rich\_G7subs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_G7subs)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/14 "2000-04-04T01:44:00Z")

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We just got a letter…we just got a letter…We just got a letter,wonder who it’s from!

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Rich “G7SUBS”

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/15 "2000-04-04T03:07:00Z")

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Guys, PLEASE !

I have to live with this man. When he gets home from work in the morning and checks this thread, he will start humming these songs, then guess who will have them in her head. Me, that’s who.

What did I ever do to you ?

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“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” WallyM7

Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/16 "2000-04-04T03:29:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally posted by Ayesha:  
> \*\*Guys, PLEASE !
> 
> I have to live with this man. When he gets home from work in the morning and checks this thread, he will start humming these songs, then guess who will have them in her head. Me, that’s who.
> 
> What did I ever do to you ?
> 
> \*\*

Oh, cool, this is about as good an opening as you can get with a cheap shot. It’s Abba time!!

:::cueing background music:::

_…ohhhh, you’re a dancing queen, young and sweet, ohhhh, seventeen…_  
DJ Bluepony  
Radio W-HELL

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

```
       Warren Zevon
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**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/17 "2000-04-04T03:39:00Z")

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My daughter claims that if you sing “The Bear Went Over the Mountain” it will drive any other song out of you head, but will not get you stuck on itself. I have to admit it worked for me a couple times, banishing even such standbys as “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead”. Worth a try.

It’s a small world after all  
It’s a small world after all  
It’s a small world after all  
It’s a small, small world…

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inconceivable? i don’t think that word means what you think it does

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/18 "2000-04-04T03:43:00Z")

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IIIIII’vvvveeee got a brand new pair of rollerskates, You’ve got a brand new keeeeyyyy…

:::runnin’ like the devil, hands over ears:::

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God created Man, and then said,“Hell,I can do better than that !” Courtesy of Wally’s Sig-O-Rama

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**Author:** ![OrganicMatter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/898d66/32.png) [@OrganicMatter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrganicMatter)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/19 "2000-04-04T03:50:00Z")

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We had joy. We had fun. We had seasons in the sun.  
…  
Goodbye Papa please pray for me.  
…

That should get those other songs out of your minds.

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The more things change, the harder it is to finish this sentence.

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-get-this-song-out-of-my-head/15555/20 "2000-04-04T03:55:00Z")

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_Oh where oh where can my BABY be?  
The lord took her away from me!  
She’s gone to heaven so I got to be good  
So I can see my baby when I leeeeave this wooorld_  
:razz:

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