# PLEASE help me identify this guy!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 16, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965 "2018-02-16T22:36:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@sori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sori)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/1 "2018-02-16T22:36:51Z")
my wife saw a video on porn [hub.com](http://hub.com) and this guy was in it though we can’t identify him…can anyone and I mean anyone put a name to this guy??? thxs shawn [http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k99/csmy1222/guy1\_zpscdvf4otn\_1.jpg?1518820564283&1518820564691](http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k99/csmy1222/guy1_zpscdvf4otn_1.jpg?1518820564283&1518820564691) ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/2 "2018-02-16T22:41:16Z")
Looks like a porn star named Mark Davis. ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/3 "2018-02-16T22:44:03Z")
Woah, woah woah… There’s porn on the internet? ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/4 "2018-02-16T23:09:36Z")
This truly is a Cafe Society. A regular _salon_ of Parisian proportions. The artistic achievements of this performer are right at home amongst lively discussions of Proust and Voltaire. In fact, I propose that one of our resident painters render a likeness of this man to grace our gallery. In oils. Lots of oils. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/5 "2018-02-16T23:12:12Z")
> [@Jacquernagy](#): > > This truly is a Cafe Society. A regular _salon_ of Parisian proportions. The artistic achievements of this performer are right at home amongst lively discussions of Proust and Voltaire. In fact, I propose that one of our resident painters render a likeness of this man to grace our gallery. In oils. Lots of oils. We can even discuss Le Pétomane, if that’s more up your alley. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/6 "2018-02-16T23:40:41Z")
Googling for \*bald muscular porn star \*gives some potential matches, but the original photo is too blurry to be very sure. (I don’t even know if the original image is from gay or straight porn.) The search also confirmed my heterosexuality. Because nope, not even a little bit. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/7 "2018-02-16T23:50:21Z")
I never get to answer these kinds of threads, but there’s finally one right in my wheelhouse, and I’m here in five minutes with what I’m pretty sure is the right answer. C’mon, **sori** , is it Mark Davis? Did I finally get one right? ---
**Author:** ![Rough\_Draft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@Rough\_Draft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rough_Draft)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/8 "2018-02-17T00:00:44Z")
> [@Folly](#): > > Woah, woah woah… > > There’s porn on the internet? Woah, woah, woah… There are guys on Pornhub? ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/9 "2018-02-17T00:03:02Z")
First and only post. Could the OP be…Mark Davis? StG ---
**Author:** ![sori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@sori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sori)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-identify-this-guy/808965/10 "2018-02-17T20:21:23Z")
thanks…you guys rock!!!