# Please help me. I've had a song stuck in my head all day

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023 "2003-07-12T19:27:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/1 "2003-07-12T19:27:25Z")

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It’s “Dancing Queen”.  
I have no idea why I’m singing it, but I just realized that I was sitting here at the reference desk ever so slightly bobbing my head to the tune and singing it under my breath.  
I’m mortified. Really. I hope no one noticed.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/2 "2003-07-12T19:31:33Z")

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A few years ago, my brother introduced me to a novel way to remove an _ohrwurm_ from one’s head. The problem is that the cure is often worse than the affliction.

If you hum “Karma Chameleon” by Culture Club, it’s guaranteed to replace any tune whatsoever in your head. How you get rid of _that_ though, I have no idea.

I myself haven’t been able to shift the song “Hackensack” by Fountains of Wayne for an entire MONTH now. I only heard it once, too.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/3 "2003-07-12T19:32:37Z")

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I’m Ennery the Eighth I am,  
Ennery the Eighth I am I am,  
I got married to the widow next door,  
She’s been married seven times before…

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**Author:** ![Lockseer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@Lockseer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockseer)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/4 "2003-07-12T19:34:15Z")

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I’ll trade ya…got “I Want You” by Savage Garden stuck in my head.

Damn college radio station.

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/5 "2003-07-12T20:10:12Z")

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Well I’ve got “Wake Up Little Suzie” by S&G in my head lol

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/6 "2003-07-12T20:22:46Z")

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_It’s a small world after all…  
It’s a small world after all…  
It’s a small world after all…_

You’re welcome. 😃

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/7 "2003-07-12T20:26:01Z")

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I’ve got the opening keyboard riff from Type O Negative’s “My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend” stuck in my head.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/8 "2003-07-12T20:26:45Z")

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I always tend to get stupid ditties from Flash animations stuck in my head. [Hats for Clowns](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/trim.htm) lasted two days, which wasn’t too bad, but four days of the [Musk Ox Cleaning Song](http://www.rathergood.com/blode3/) nearly drove me round the twist.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/9 "2003-07-12T20:49:59Z")

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It’s still there.  
Seriously folks, thanks for the help. I think I’ll go check out the new _Encyclopedia of Plague and Pestilence_ to try to take my mind off it.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/10 "2003-07-12T20:56:13Z")

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See that girl, watch that scene, dig it, the Dancing Queen, lalalalalala. Just in case you were almost over it. And thanks for putting it in MY head.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/11 "2003-07-12T20:59:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Chefguy \*  
> \*\*See that girl, watch that scene, dig it, the Dancing Queen, lalalalalala. Just in case you were almost over it. And thanks for putting it in MY head. \*\*

😃  
It’s all about sharing the joy.

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**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/12 "2003-07-12T21:01:54Z")

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Like a bat outa hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes…

that and

I. Wanna rocknroll all night! And party everyday!

get stuck routinely. Argggg!

Though some joker did manage to inject my fagile gray matter with some freaking Lionel Ritchie this afternoon in the Pit. Luckily, I can’t recall the poster’s name.

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/13 "2003-07-12T21:03:21Z")

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So you got to let me know…

Should I stay or should I go?

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/14 "2003-07-12T21:06:42Z")

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Haha, **Blonde** , is that song still in your head? Now I won’t be able to get away from it all day. AGAIN!! AAAARGH!

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/15 "2003-07-12T21:28:54Z")

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**How many tmes do I have to tell you people???**

The sure-fire way of getting a song out of your head is to sing _Amazing Grace_ to the tune of _Gilligan’s Island_!

The mental excercise of thinking of the lyrics of one and the tune of the other tends to cancel out the musicality of it all.

Well, unless you’re like me who’s practiced it enough that I just get “Gilligan’s Grace” stuck in my head.

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/16 "2003-07-12T21:56:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> \*\*Haha, **Blonde** , is that song still in your head? Now I won’t be able to get away from it all day. AGAIN!! AAAARGH! \*\*

Always tease tease tease  
You’re happy when I’m on my knees  
One day is fine, next is black  
So if you want me off your back…  
AAAAGGHHH!

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/17 "2003-07-12T23:46:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ringo \*  
> \*\*I’m Ennery the Eighth I am,  
> Ennery the Eighth I am I am,  
> I got married to the widow next door,  
> She’s been married seven times before… \*\*

Man, I had this one going thru my head a few days ago. I had just seen Arthur Treacher on “The Beverly Hillbillies,” and it reminded me of the stirring rendition of this song which he gave (in crown and robes, no less!) on “The Merv Griffin Show” when he was co-host.

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**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/18 "2003-07-12T23:58:11Z")

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i just got back from a gig we played at, and i got this amazing song from the headliners (who go by the wierd name ‘sofa king high’. like ‘king prawn’ (if you know who they are) but much faster and more agressive, and with added samples :)). they’re so good, but damn them!!!

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/19 "2003-07-13T00:12:44Z")

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Hey … I have a 2 year old… Try waking up at 2:00am with ‘Elmo’s song’ stuck in your head! Or realize you’re wandering through the grocery store humming something from ‘Bear in the Big Blue House’

_gah_

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-ive-had-a-song-stuck-in-my-head-all-day/188023/20 "2003-07-13T00:38:57Z")

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That’s okay, the young persons just told me that the first three Muppet movies have recently been released on DVD, and now I’m walking around singing, “Why are there so many songs about rainbows/and what’s on the other side?”

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