# Please help me with this anti-Bush song **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249 "2004-09-21T03:04:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/1 "2004-09-21T03:04:33Z")
I’m trying to write a humorous anti-Bush campaign song. Here’s what I’ve got so far. I’m not satisfied with the word choices or the scansion. George, George, George of the Bungle Screwing you and me Bomb it to debris! Bomb it to debris! George, George, George of the Bungle Ruling by decree Bomb it to debris! Bomb it to debris! When things get thick He wiggles out slick With the help of his friend, A dick named Dick! Then he’ll lie some more And start a war While Colin and Condoleeza Play the whore! George, George, George of the Bungle Screwing you and me! Bomb it to debris! Bomb it to debris! Can anyone help me improve it? Or come up with a different one? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/2 "2004-09-21T03:25:56Z")
Cute use of “George of The Jungle.” I wouldn’t touch a thing… except drop the “while” in the Colin and Condoleeza line. Howsabout some funk? Curtis Mayfield, anyone?. “I’m Your Bush-er, Man.” I’m your daddy, not your mama, Did not serve in Vietnam-a! In the Texas Air Guard, Ducked my physical, wasn’t hard. Had to do it – I was high! Need no plane to kiss the sky! I’m your Bush-er, Man! I’m your Bush-er, Man! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/3 "2004-09-21T04:42:55Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Howsabout some funk? Curtis Mayfield, anyone?. > > “I’m Your Bush-er, Man.” > > I’m your daddy, not your mama, > Did not serve in Vietnam-a! > In the Texas Air Guard, > Ducked my physical, wasn’t hard. > Had to do it – I was high! > Need no plane to kiss the sky! > I’m your Bush-er, Man! > I’m your Bush-er, Man! 😛 Good one! Come on guys! Do it for the cause! In an election **this** close, a good song might just make the difference! (If you want to post a pro-Bush or anti-Kerry song, start your own thread. Or better still, commit suicide.) ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/4 "2004-09-21T05:36:31Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Cute use of “George of The Jungle.” I wouldn’t touch a thing… except drop the “while” in the Colin and Condoleeza line. I’d keep the “while” and shorten her name to Condi. ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/5 "2004-09-21T06:15:52Z")
> [@Mr2001](#): > > I’d keep the “while” and shorten her name to Condi. I’m with **Mr2001** on that. Also,I’d change ‘wiggles out slick,’ to 'slides out slick.'That reminds me of a slug,as does GWB. And I’d change 'a dick named dick,'to 'a prick named dick.'Two dicks in one short line is one too many. Oooo,I feel like a naughty editor. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/6 "2004-09-21T14:52:09Z")
I’d junk the whole thing as it’s asinine, unfunny and incredibly ignorant. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/7 "2004-09-21T15:08:00Z")
> [@RikWriter](#): > > I’d junk the whole thing as it’s asinine, unfunny and incredibly ignorant. This clearly shows that **Brain Glutton** is onto something ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/8 "2004-09-21T15:55:58Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > This clearly shows that **Brain Glutton** is on something ! 😃 Fixed it for you. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/9 "2004-09-21T16:21:56Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > (If you want to post a pro-Bush or anti-Kerry song, start your own thread. Or better still, commit suicide.) Question: Would me voting for Kerry make me associated with sentiments like this? 'Cause if so, I ain’t gonna. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/10 "2004-09-21T16:55:46Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Question: Would me voting for Kerry make me associated with sentiments like this? 'Cause if so, I ain’t gonna. We’ve known for at least a year know that this was gonna be the nastiest, bitterest presidential election cycle since 1972, **jsgoddess.** There’s nothing to be done about that. And I, for one, choose to just get down and wallow in it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/11 "2004-09-21T17:03:30Z")
> [@RikWriter](#): > > I’d junk the whole thing as it’s asinine, unfunny and incredibly ignorant. > [@AskNott](#): > > This clearly shows that Brain Glutton is onto something ! > [@](#): > > =RikWriter] > > > [@AskNott](#): > > > > This clearly shows that Brain Glutton is on something ! > > Fixed it for you. Got it in one, **Rik.** And what I’m on is **YO MOMMA!!!** Just trying to elevate the tone a little. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/12 "2004-09-21T17:14:18Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > We’ve known for at least a year know that this was gonna be the nastiest, bitterest presidential election cycle since 1972, **jsgoddess.** There’s nothing to be done about that. And I, for one, choose to just get down and wallow in it! 😃 Okay, I was annoyed but am now amused. You win. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/13 "2004-09-21T19:29:23Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Just trying to elevate the tone a little. 😃 Well, it could only go up from your original post. But thanks for confirming what I already thought of you. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/14 "2004-09-21T19:38:42Z")
> [@RikWriter](#): > > Well, it could only go up from your original post. But thanks for confirming what I already thought of you. Did you, ah, happen to notice a stinky yellow liquid in your cereal this morning? ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/15 "2004-09-21T22:12:51Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > Did you, ah, happen to notice a stinky yellow liquid in your cereal this morning? Would have been difficult, as I had a bagel. But thanks for caring. ---
**Author:** ![LeRoi\_Lezard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@LeRoi\_Lezard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeRoi_Lezard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/16 "2004-09-21T22:33:14Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > 😛 Good one! > > Come on guys! Do it for the cause! In an election **this** close, a good song might just make the difference! > > (If you want to post a pro-Bush or anti-Kerry song, start your own thread. Or better still, commit suicide.) Just more evidence of how desperate the Kerry people are - we’ll create a song and try to get the people who support the other side to off themselves - yeah!! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/17 "2004-09-21T22:34:07Z")
If you wanna keep posting in this thread, **Rik,** come up with your own anti-Bush song. If you can. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/18 "2004-09-21T22:35:31Z")
You too, **LeRoi.** ---
**Author:** ![LeRoi\_Lezard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@LeRoi\_Lezard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeRoi_Lezard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/19 "2004-09-21T22:52:31Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > You too, **LeRoi.** You can’t tell me what to do. And I won’t make up any songs, and I’ll vote for Bush. nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaah-nah. And you want to have a political debate, post in the Great Debates forum and stop diguising it a song-writing contest here. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/20 "2004-09-21T23:04:47Z")
> [@LeRoi Lezard](#): > > You can’t tell me what to do. And I won’t make up any songs, and I’ll vote for Bush. nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaah-nah. > > And you want to have a political debate, post in the Great Debates forum and stop diguising it a song-writing contest here. I start a lot of threads in GD. And I didn’t post this one there (or in the Pit) because a song is what I’m **looking** for. Is there anything in my OP or any subsequent post that could be read as posing a question for debate? I want funny campaign songs! Against Bush! Why don’t you start your own thread and see if anybody can write a good anti-Kerry song? I promise to look into that thread, and I promise not to crap in it. (Much. 😉 ) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249.md?page=2)