# Please help me with this anti-Bush song **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249 "2004-09-21T03:04:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/41 "2004-09-22T03:10:03Z")
George Harrison 1987, I got my mind set on you. To be honest, I used the lyrics from Weird Al’s This Song is Just Six Words Long. the second stanza is almost verbatim. George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool Couldn’t get up of his seat No he just stayed in his seat He shoulda got out of his seat Stead of reading to that child You really need words Whole lotta english words You gotta have so many words, mm-mm To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it To do it, to do it right, child George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool He started a useless war And he didn’t even know for sure If the danger was really real Or how the world would feel George Bush is a lying fool (lying fool) George Bush is a lying fool (lying fool) Cuttin taxes for the Wealthy A whole lot for the Wealthy If your not one of the wealthy Then just sing this song, child He’s got a small mind A realy tiny mind What can we do with his mind We’ll throw it , throw it ,throw it throw it , throw it Awaaaaaay George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool Consider it a challenge if you dare! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/42 "2004-09-22T03:53:08Z")
Wow, I didn’t even know “scansion” was a word! I thought **BrainGlutton** was just makin’ it up. ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/43 "2004-09-22T04:38:00Z")
Yup, it’s the new Toyota brand. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/44 "2004-09-22T05:09:02Z")
You ain’t nothin’ but a blunderer lyin’ all the time. You ain’t nothin’ but a blunderer lyin’ all the time. Well, you ain’t never caught Osama and you ain’t no friend of mine. When you said you would unite us, well, that was just a lie. When you said you would unite us, well, that was just a lie. You ain’t never caught Osama and you ain’t no friend of mine. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/45 "2004-09-22T05:36:45Z")
Fools rush in, where angels fear to tread And so Bush ran into Iraq How many thousands dead? Could not see the quagmire there If re-election’s won Then he don’t care, oh-oh-oh-oh Fools rush in, where wise men never go But when you listen to Karl Rove Who cares what the world knows? Iran is next? Then let the draft begin! We’ll spiral up the spin and let Our troops rush in ```auto Wise men say only fools rush in But Bush can’t help falling for neocon spin Shall we stay In a war we can't win? While Bush tramples truth till every vote is in. Like a river flows surely to the sea Blood flows in Iraq Civil war? Or theocracy? Take their oil! Take a thousand lives too Of U.S. troops -- how many more in queue? ``` ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/46 "2004-09-22T14:50:11Z")
George Dubya I just met a nit named George Dubya And like a crazy Turk He’ll always be a jerk To meeeeeeee George Dubya We’ll never be rid of George Dubya He stupid-ily loves Both Rummy-feld and Rove, You seeeeeee George Dubya 'Lect him once and you’re far too trusting 'Lect him twice and your brain needs adjusting George Dubya I’ll never stop loathing George Dubyaaaaaa ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/47 "2004-09-22T15:08:52Z")
> [@LeRoi Lezard](#): > > Just more evidence of how desperate the Kerry people are Desperate? Yeah, pretty much. Desperate to wrest power from a murderous, lying, fundaloonie like Bush. I sort of have to wonder about the sanity of anyone not so desperate. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/48 "2004-09-22T16:57:29Z")
There’s a song in here somewhere, help me out guys… On the first part of the journey We were looking for WMDs There were inspectors and Blix and students and spies There were UN reports and lies The first thing we found was a man with a beard He’d been mean to my dad We said that he’d helped out the al-Qaeda guys So we’d be able to bomb Baghdad Oh, I’ve been through the desert on a war with no aim It felt good to get rid of Hussein In the desert, can’t find no WMDs Cuz there weren’t none there in the first place, you see La la la la la la la la… ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/49 "2004-09-22T17:05:50Z")
_They call him flipper, flipper/ But we know they’re ly-ing/ For no one you see/ Trusts the R.N.C…_ ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/50 "2004-09-22T20:58:11Z")
Well, I’d need a tune. But something like… \*Tell the GOP Our children want to breathe Go tell the RNC Our children want to breathe Fight a war that is worth fighting Lay down your bombs & guns, my son Use the arms that God did give you Use your hands & learn to be a man We need architects, you give us soldiers We need honesty, you give us liars We need love, you give us arrogance We look for conservatives, you give us embezzlers & thieves \* somethin’ somethin’. I may come back to that. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/51 "2004-09-22T21:11:49Z")
George Bush has only got one ball Cheney has two, they’re very small [insert line] And Condi has none-di at alll… ---
**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/52 "2004-09-22T21:48:56Z")
How about an update of Pink Floyd’s Fletcher Memorial Home? You don’t even have to change much. Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere And build them a home, a little place of their own. The Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings. And they can appear to themselves every day On closed circuit T.V. To make sure they’re still real. It’s the only connection they feel. "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Bush and Cheney, Mr. Blair and friend, Mrs. Rice, and Rumsfeld, Mr. Putin and party. The ghost of McCarthy, The memories of Nixon. And now, adding color, a group of anonymous America-loving Iraqi exile glitterati. Did they expect us to treat them with any respect? They can polish their medals and sharpen their Smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for awhile. Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you’re dead. Safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye With their favorite toys They’ll be good girls and boys In the Fletcher Memorial Home for Colonial Wasters of Life and Limb. Is everyone in? Are you having a nice time? Now the final solution can be applied. \ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/53 "2004-09-23T21:12:35Z")
To the tune of Que Sera Sera … When I was just a little boy, I asked my Daddy, “What will I be? A wastrel? A playboy? A broken-down drunkard?” Here’s what he said to me: “You’ll be pres-i-dent, Just like your old man, Georgie! My cronies will fix it, you’ll see! You’ll be pres-i-dent!” When I was ducking Viet Nam, I asked my Daddy, “How can this be? Voters like heros, Voters like tough guys, Who’ll ever vote for for me?” “You’ll be pres-i-dent, we’ll make up a cover story! My cronies will fix it, you’ll see! You’ll be pres-i-dent!” When I grew up and got a job, I asked my Daddy, “How can this be? Bankruptcy, tax fraud, Gross acts of malfeasance! Who’ll ever vote for me?” “You’ll be pres-i-dent! We’ll buy off the SEC! Our cronies will fix it, you’ll see! You’ll be pres-i-dent!” Now I swim in the White House pool, And wave to my friends on TV. I have custom-made flight suits, And lickspittle lackeys, By George, it’s good to be me! “I’m your pres-i-dent! I’m starting a dynasty! Don’t like it? You’re history! I’m your pres-i-dent!” ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/54 "2004-09-23T22:09:01Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Oh, I get it! He meant **Michael** Moore! :smack: Has michael Moore written a book? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/55 "2004-09-23T22:24:10Z")
If only Rudyard Kipling were alive today: When you’ve bombed the fuck out of Afghanistan’s plains And you still missed that feller who hijacked your planes Just go to plan B and blame Saddam Hussein And try hard to look like a soldier. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/56 "2004-09-23T22:52:33Z")
Hey, ask Mickey Moore just what the hell Viscous fingering is, for me, won’t you? ok, howsabout this one… (to the tune of eye of the tiger) Risin up, out of the mansion, born in to a life of privelege. skirted service because of his dad stayed out of nam, cause he wanted to stay alive. He’s the son of Texas with the east coast roots bein drunk, snortin coke was his forte. He’s the last known male in his family So be-gins the e-nd of the dy-nasty. ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/57 "2004-09-24T00:19:29Z")
> [@SimonX](#): > > Has michael Moore written a book? Is michael Moore the same person as Michael Moore? This is getting confusing. 😉 Michael Moore has written at least two books, “Stupid White Men” and “Dude, Where’s My Country?” ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/58 "2004-09-25T08:42:45Z")
> [@Mr2001](#): > > Is michael Moore the same person as Michael Moore? This is getting confusing. 😉 > > Michael Moore has written at least two books, “Stupid White Men” and “Dude, Where’s My Country?” Four to my certain knowledge: “Downsize This!” and the TV Nation tie-in book. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/59 "2004-09-25T13:47:03Z")
Metaphors people, metaphors. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/60 "2004-09-25T15:03:00Z")
You blame Bush for the 2001 recession, You blame Bush in 2001 for 9/11, and if you had your way, you’d blame him for hurricane Ivan. Meanwhile, you just go after his whole damn administration. Can’t y’all just come up with somethin’ a bit better? I ain’t gonna deny that he’s probably a bed wetter. The fool would likely choke on his own damn sweater. But I seriously doubt Kerry would be any better. I’d probably vote for Kerry too, but he looks a bit weak, the motherfucker looks like he died just last week! He’s even got a schnoz bigger then Streisands beak! But I’ma be real wit y’all, they’re both some big freaks! Bush, why do you want to open up the border gates? And at the same time, giving tax breaks to Bill Gates? Standing firm, next to God, on gay rights debates? Maybe the people should revoke your fucking right to procreate! And Kerry, don’t think that you’re getting off so easy, your flipping flopping is making my stomach feel all queasy. This country is not your own personal fantasy. So please make up your mind, and throw out your Idiosyncrasies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249.md?page=4)