# Please help me with this anti-Bush song **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249 "2004-09-21T03:04:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/61 "2004-09-26T01:59:27Z")
> [@ParentalAdvisory](#): > > You blame Bush for the 2001 recession, > You blame Bush in 2001 for 9/11, > and if you had your way, you’d blame him for hurricane Ivan. > Meanwhile, you just go after his whole damn administration. > > Can’t y’all just come up with somethin’ a bit better? > I ain’t gonna deny that he’s probably a bed wetter. > The fool would likely choke on his own damn sweater. > But I seriously doubt Kerry would be any better. > > I’d probably vote for Kerry too, but he looks a bit weak, > the motherfucker looks like he died just last week! > He’s even got a schnoz bigger then Streisands beak! > But I’ma be real wit y’all, they’re both some big freaks! > > Bush, why do you want to open up the border gates? > And at the same time, giving tax breaks to Bill Gates? > Standing firm, next to God, on gay rights debates? > Maybe the people should revoke your fucking right to procreate! > > And Kerry, don’t think that you’re getting off so easy, > your flipping flopping is making my stomach feel all queasy. > This country is not your own personal fantasy. > So please make up your mind, and throw out your Idiosyncrasies. Doesn’t scan and you still need a melody. How about something based on the _Greatest American Hero_ theme? (I hope no footnotes are needed to explain the significance.) ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/62 "2004-09-26T02:30:41Z")
Throw a beat on it and rap it yo. I’m not trying to pretend it’s someone elses song. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/63 "2004-09-26T09:02:07Z")
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the hating of the queers They all have AIDS and molest kids - at least, that’s what I hear Let us outlaw them entirely and alleviate our fears The GOP march on! Glory, glory Halliburton! Glory, glory Halliburton! Glory, glory Halliburton! The GOP march on! We also had some good times when we overthrew Saddam Ten thousand died as we pulled off a lovely little scam Our special int’rests paid us, though, so we don’t give a damn The GOP march on! \ But we can’t repeat the tricks we used when we defeated Gore Like finding nigger Democrats and showing them the door This time we need some _real_ votes for Dubya in '04 Or the GOP are gone… ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/64 "2004-09-26T18:37:21Z")
Good one! I’ve got one that isn’t exactly about Bush (I hope!) but it’s timely: Mine eyes have seen the coming of the Dark Lord Antichrist He is humorous and handsome and he isn’t very nice We’ll get along just fine if you don’t make him tell you twice Apocalypse today! Gory, gory Armageddon Gory, gory Armageddon Gory, gory Armageddon Apocalypse today! It’s really most annoying, with the rains of flaming pitch And the things that bite and things that burn and things that sting and itch But, oh, that Whore of Babylon’s a lusty, royal bitch! Apocalypse today! (chorus) It’s really most confusing, with the Horsemen in the skies And the seven seals, and seven plagues, and lambs with seven eyes But we get no fun from Jesus, so bring on the Prince of Lies! Apocalypse today! (chorus) ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249/65 "2004-09-27T05:35:15Z")
Really, I had never opened this thread before when I typed this in GD: To the tune of that oldie war anthem: We Did It Before and We Can Do It Again: \*We voted a Bush out and we can do it again… and we will do it again… We did it before, we’ll do it again… \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me-with-this-anti-bush-song/265249.md?page=3)