# Please help me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me/32874>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 12, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me/32874 "2000-09-12T12:05:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Compact\_Disc\_Milk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Compact\_Disc\_Milk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Compact_Disc_Milk)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me/32874/1 "2000-09-12T12:05:56Z")

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Uncle beer, why are you so cruel to me - you ridiculously closed my thread - why did you do that? you also chose a quote - ‘the question - well there isn’t one’ - which shows you didn’t actually read what i wrote. What I did say was ‘here’s one -what did you thin of my theory’ i think that’s a good enough question - and the message was good anough to have a multitude of responses, so mr moderator- kindly re-open the thread. dont party poop. this is definitely not a question, its a statement but this time it is your fault.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-me/32874/2 "2000-09-12T12:07:50Z")

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If it’s not a question, it doesn’t belong in this forum. Try over at MPSIMS for inane chatter. And if I still don’t like your topic, I’ll close it there, too. If you wish to start a debate, try the Great Debates forum. Just don’t fuck with me; that’s a very bad idea. And please pardon me for a moment while I place a lock on this thread, too.

[Edited by UncleBeer on 09-12-2000 at 07:10 AM]