# Please Help- MMP???

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**Created:** [November 1, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834 "2005-11-01T01:28:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834/1 "2005-11-01T01:28:29Z")

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I have searched the FAQ, archived posts, even did a Google search, but I can’t figure out what Guest-MMP means. I don’t even know what a Member-MMP would be,.  
Please enlighten.  
THanks!

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834/2 "2005-11-01T01:31:28Z")

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Monday Morning Post. One of our posters (the name escapes me at the moment, I want to say **Rue de Day** or something like that) used to do a rambling thread every Monday morning. I don’t know why he or she isn’t doing them anymore, but others have been stepping up to continue the tradition.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834/3 "2005-11-01T01:34:14Z")

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> [@Q.E.D.](#):
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> Monday Morning Post. One of our posters (the name escapes me at the moment, I want to say **Rue de Day** or something like that) used to do a rambling thread every Monday morning. I don’t know why he or she isn’t doing them anymore, but others have been stepping up to continue the tradition.

I never, ever, ever would have guessed that on my own.  
Thanks for the Hallowe’en treat! 🆒

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834/4 "2005-11-01T13:22:51Z")

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**Rue de Day** is the acknowledged originator of the MMP. However, he is no longer a stay-at-home dad, so he hasn’t been able to do his traditional MMP. Those of us who are his groupies are keeping the MMP alive by taking turns starting it out, hence Guest MMP. Perhaps one day, **Rue** will get motivated enough to awaken in the wee dark hours of Monday morning and do his posts again. In the meantime, we keep it going. Join us - it’s fun! Instead of a bajillion additional mundane threads, we concentrate our mundanity in one thread.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834/5 "2005-11-01T13:36:29Z")

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The MMP specializes in hijacks, TMI posts (with a weekly award!), ramblin’ on and on about whatever and, if we’re lucky, there will be Chinese fortune cookie fortunes to \<snerk\> at as well as pee, poop and puke comments and/or jokes. Fun for the whole family!

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834/6 "2005-11-01T13:41:51Z")

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**FairyChatMom** is correct, however one need not be a groupie to join in. We’ll will be happy to corrupt…errr I mean entertain anyone who wanders in off the street… Well, you know what I mean.  
Indeed there are regulars, and many casuals, but it truely is the more the merrier.  
**Rue de Day** is quite a creative writer, so his posts are usually very entertaining.  
The people who have stepped in to fill the void have large shoes to fill, but so far have done the job admirably.  
Drop by and say hello. 🆒

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834/7 "2005-11-01T13:49:42Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> **FairyChatMom** is correct, however one need not be a groupie to join in. We’ll will be happy to corrupt…errr I mean entertain anyone who wanders in off the street… Well, you know what I mean.  
> Indeed there are regulars, and many casuals, but it truely is the more the merrier.  
> **Rue de Day** is quite a creative writer, so his posts are usually very entertaining.  
> The people who have stepped in to fill the void have large shoes to fill, but so far have done the job admirably.  
> Drop by and say hello. 🆒

Hey, I can ramble and be pointless with the best of them!

Thanks for the invite!

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**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-help-mmp/328834/8 "2005-11-01T13:58:17Z")

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Thanks for asking. I’ve been wondering the same thing.
