# Please identify this trashy movie by this clip **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 24, 2017, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119 "2017-04-24T03:20:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Apollon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@Apollon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollon)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/1 "2017-04-24T03:20:25Z")
https://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xn2pcz It’s definitely not from _Journey of Honor_, although that move, too, features European knights fighting against samurai. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/2 "2017-04-24T11:40:44Z")
Awesome is what I would call it. ---
**Author:** ![Apollon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@Apollon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollon)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/3 "2017-04-24T12:54:08Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Awesome is what I would call it. Indeed, I’m morbidly fascinated by its trashy awesomeness. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/4 "2017-04-24T15:17:29Z")
I did some poking around but I haven’t come up with anything yet. I agree that the clip is awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Apollon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@Apollon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollon)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/5 "2017-04-24T16:04:08Z")
I’ve been googling for days, but I can’t find anything. I remember having seen a longer clip a decade ago. There were other warriors from different cultures. One looked like a Saracen, one was African, and others. There was very little dialogue, if any at all, so I can’t tell what language the film is. It’s certainly not a Japanese production, because the Samurai’s equipment is all wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/6 "2017-04-24T16:19:14Z")
I looked around last night and couldn’t find anything at all. Even doing GIS with some screen shots and various searches on different iterations on that name all, eventually, brought me back to that dailymotion channel. Are you sure it’s actually a [real] movie and not just a single clip that a couple of kids and someone with a camcorder put together in an afternoon? That’s kinda what I’m thinking. Something between home movie and film school homework. ---
**Author:** ![Apollon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@Apollon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollon)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/7 "2017-04-24T18:56:25Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Are you sure it’s actually a [real] movie and not just a single clip that a couple of kids and someone with a camcorder put together in an afternoon? That’s kinda what I’m thinking. Something between home movie and film school homework. Yes, I’m positive it’s part of a feature-length film. I remember having stumbled upon a longer segment from reading a list of “Top 10 Worst Movie Swordfights” somewhere. 😃 Besides the Knight and the Samurai, there were at least 4 other characters, all on horseback, all from different medieval cultures. ---
**Author:** ![Monocracy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monocracy/32/4493_2.png) [@Monocracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monocracy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/8 "2017-04-24T23:41:36Z")
I finally know an obscure media identity!!! It only took 17 years! Hearts and Armour [IMDB](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086074/?ref_=nv_sr_1) [Google Images](https://www.google.com/search?q=hearts+and+armour&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiui62EoL7TAhVs3IMKHTuZD20QiR4IgAE&biw=1366&bih=640) [Another Scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wpti0fhQoQ) I saw this movie a long, long, long time ago. IIRC, it’s a chick flick jammed into medieval slice and dice action movie. I need to see this one again. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/9 "2017-04-25T00:02:56Z")
Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off! ---
**Author:** ![Apollon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@Apollon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollon)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/10 "2017-04-25T00:34:03Z")
> [@Monocracy](#): > > I finally know an obscure media identity!!! It only took 17 years! And not a day too soon! You are my hero! 😃 Thank you, and everyone else who tried finding it. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/11 "2017-04-25T03:10:18Z")
Based on that alone, this maybe the greatest movie ever made. Just lose the chick flick, except any nudity. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/12 "2017-04-25T04:03:24Z")
And it marks the debut of [Ronn Moss](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0609078/) making it surprising that it is so obscure. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/13 "2017-04-25T16:33:04Z")
OK, I’ve obviously never tried it, but is it even possible to sneak up behind someone wearing a suit of armor? Never mind the leaves and branches – isn’t there an unavoidable amount of clanking? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/14 "2017-04-25T18:19:44Z")
In French is it saying Ultimate Warrior. It is from the TV show [Deadliest Warrior](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadliest_Warrior). ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-identify-this-trashy-movie-by-this-clip/785119/15 "2017-04-26T00:47:40Z")
> [@Apollon](#): > > It’s certainly not a Japanese production, because the Samurai’s equipment is all wrong. _Everything_ about this clip is wrong, but it’s an impressive form of wrongness.