# Please, I'm begging you to stop

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-im-begging-you-to-stop/32502>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 8, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-im-begging-you-to-stop/32502 "2000-09-08T15:19:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-im-begging-you-to-stop/32502/21 "2000-09-11T17:15:31Z")

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> _Originally posted by tradesilicon \*  
> \*\* PS - our checks are mailed, no hassle for payroll godess that way._\*

Who do you think has to PUT THE CHECKS IN THE ENVELOPES???

Payroll Goddess is sorely displeased.

North winds,blow  
South winds,blow  
Thunder  
Lightning  
SMOG!!!

ps. Meat is good  
Man is better (about 30ish, very tall, brown eyes.  
Chubby is o.k., the goddess is all about the big guys)😃

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**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-im-begging-you-to-stop/32502/22 "2000-09-11T17:58:37Z")

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> ps. Meat is good  
> Man is better (about 30ish, very tall, brown eyes.  
> Chubby is o.k., the goddess is all about the big guys)

In that case, I would qualify, as long as good looks, intelligence, and a good sence of humor are not required! I’m sure my wife wouldn’t mind, she is probably tired of me anyway. Oooops, I’m not very tall either…

Sili

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