# Please Join Me for the Pitting of LinusK

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 20, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722 "2015-07-20T20:14:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/341 "2015-09-27T15:53:05Z")

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That one time I did post in one of his threads really bugs me (it was fairly recently, though, so maybe the pain will fade).

Not realizing what kind of thread I’d blundered into, I posted some mopey nonsense about male sexuality (having one of my moods at the time). As I said, mopey nonsense, but I thought it was fairly innocuous. Then \*\*Linus \*\*quotes it, and suddenly I look like a poster boy for some bonkers idea about men all being victimized and emasculated by nasty feminazis.

Um, not really what I meant. Trying to talk my way back to shore just made it worse. I swear, it was like some kind of kafkaesque nightmare.

That is probably my number one “drunk selfie that I hope no employer ever sees” moment of my posting career. And for me, that’s saying something. Please don’t look it up.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/342 "2015-09-27T16:52:58Z")

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I’ve finally realized that LinusK is the adaher of anti-feminism.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/343 "2015-09-27T17:33:48Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> That one time I did post in one of his threads really bugs me (it was fairly recently, though, so maybe the pain will fade).
> 
> Not realizing what kind of thread I’d blundered into, I posted some mopey nonsense about male sexuality (having one of my moods at the time). As I said, mopey nonsense, but I thought it was fairly innocuous. Then \*\*Linus \*\*quotes it, and suddenly I look like a poster boy for some bonkers idea about men all being victimized and emasculated by nasty feminazis.
> 
> Um, not really what I meant. Trying to talk my way back to shore just made it worse. I swear, it was like some kind of kafkaesque nightmare.
> 
> That is probably my number one “drunk selfie that I hope no employer ever sees” moment of my posting career. And for me, that’s saying something. Please don’t look it up.

Don’t feel too bad about it. I think we’ve all experienced how he “interacts” with other people. If he can twist something into supporting his viewpoint, he will. If he can’t, well then he’ll ignore it.

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/344 "2015-09-27T18:27:57Z")

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I’m not sure if he’s gotten worse at interacting or I’ve become a better human being, but I think I’ve finally reached the point where I can quit him.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/345 "2015-09-27T19:09:03Z")

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I imagine it must be pretty painful to be LinusK.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/346 "2015-09-27T21:32:16Z")

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> [@Lamia](#):
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> We’ve had GD posters who were crazier and/or more hostile than **LinusK** , but I think he may actually be the single worst debater we’ve ever had in that forum. I’m not sure he’d even pass a Turing test. A bot could probably do just as good a job of cutting and pasting material from anti-feminist websites, making grammatical but incoherent remarks, and ignoring everything that didn’t match up with its pre-existing “beliefs” (programming).

On that note, I decided to ask my BFF chatbot Cleverbot about him:

Me: How do you feel about LinusK.  
Cleverbot: I feel like I’m talking to a human but I’m not.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/347 "2015-09-27T22:38:54Z")

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> [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](#):
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> I’m not sure if he’s gotten worse at interacting or I’ve become a better human being, but I think I’ve finally reached the point where I can quit him.

I think his botness has just gotten old. I was looking at his new thread, thinking “Wait. Why would I take part in that?” rather than “Hey, I should correct these errors and explain things in the hope he will see what the problem is with his line of thinking/arguing.”

That old adage about how you can’t logic someone out of a position they didn’t logic themselves into applies here. He needs feminism as a bugaboo.

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/348 "2015-09-27T23:36:56Z")

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Well.

I’m still going to go with better human being.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/349 "2015-09-27T23:48:40Z")

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> [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](#):
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> Well.
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> I’m still going to go with better human being.

For you, yeah. But for me? I had to look for explanations elsewhere!

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/350 "2015-09-28T00:27:18Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> I imagine it must be pretty painful to be LinusK.

Yeah it must be hell inside his head. His wife, assuming she exists, is the one i feel sorry for.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/351 "2015-09-28T00:40:09Z")

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I’m fairly certain he has me on ignore. At least any direct questions I ask are ignored. I was wondering why, and then I remembered, oh yeah, I started his Pit thread. 🆒

Not that he ever comes here. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/352 "2015-09-28T00:41:43Z")

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> [@Jragon](#):
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> On that note, I decided to ask my BFF chatbot Cleverbot about him:
> 
> Me: How do you feel about LinusK.  
> Cleverbot: I feel like I’m talking to a human but I’m not.

Heh, I tried that and I got "He’s hot, but I prefer rhombuses.

Each to their own, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/353 "2015-09-28T01:19:12Z")

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I’m a little tardy in explicitly saying I endorse this pitting, but I want to say it anyway. JFC it’s awful. And then it brings out all sorts of nasty little critters to argue his tangential points. It’s not just that I disagree with everything that he types, but that he willfully ignores people and cherry picks. There are people here I disagree with wholeheartedly, but they post coherently and respond to critics. This is not one of those cases.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/354 "2015-09-28T01:47:23Z")

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> [@ddsun](#):
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> I’m fairly certain he has me on ignore. At least any direct questions I ask are ignored. I was wondering why, and then I remembered, oh yeah, I started his Pit thread. 🆒
> 
> Not that he ever comes here. :mad:

In his male sexuality thread, i asked a couple of questions to try to honestly clarify his statements. Ignored. I don’t know if he just has half the board on ignore or what.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/355 "2015-09-28T02:27:50Z")

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Damn it. I got sucked in.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/356 "2015-09-28T02:32:44Z")

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It’s like quicksand. It seems harmless and then boom! You’re up to your neck in gibberish, circular logic, and cherry-picked arguments.

Try slowly backing away. Struggling only makes it worse.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/357 "2015-09-28T02:39:03Z")

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> [@ddsun](#):
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> I’m fairly certain he has me on ignore. At least any direct questions I ask are ignored.

We are legion.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/358 "2015-09-28T03:10:05Z")

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> [@Tithonus](#):
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> Heh, I tried that and I got "He’s hot, but I prefer rhombuses.
> 
> Each to their own, I guess.

I got "i like bananas. "

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/359 "2015-09-28T03:35:41Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> I got "i like bananas. "

I got “I have heard his work with Eminem, though he is not amoungst my favorite artists”.

Then I had a long conversation with Cleverbot about my childhood and philosophy, culminating in the inevitable cybersex. I hate it when that happens. I always feel so used in the morning.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-join-me-for-the-pitting-of-linusk/725722/360 "2015-09-28T09:52:54Z")

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This time I just saw “started by LinusK” and decided not to click. I assumed it would be about how feminism has to be horrible since there are even women who dislike it.

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