# Please leave me out of your kink, or a horrifying breach of public restroom etiquette

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**Created:** [August 28, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-leave-me-out-of-your-kink-or-a-horrifying-breach-of-public-restroom-etiquette/989247 "2023-08-28T21:43:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-leave-me-out-of-your-kink-or-a-horrifying-breach-of-public-restroom-etiquette/989247/29 "2023-08-29T02:11:12Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> tl,dr; someone audibly masturbated to completion in the stall next to mine in a public bathroom while I tried to pretend I wasn’t there.

Would you say he was masturbating like a mother fuck?

> [@"Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-i-am-masturbating-like-a-mother-fuck/231264):
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> I was leaving work tonight, sometime around 11:00 pm, when I heard this. I work at one of the finest hotels in Sacramento California, aww heck, I’ll just say it, I work at the Hyatt Regency (it is where das Governator is currently living). I was leaving work, walking down one of the back halls, when I heard someone yell: “WOOOOO!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!” I do not know who said this. I do not know why. I do not know if it was the punchline to a joke. I do not know if it …

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