# Please, make it stop!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 18, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436 "2003-04-18T00:04:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/1 "2003-04-18T00:04:16Z")

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The neighbors upstairs have a nordic track (or some sort of nordic-track like exercise machine) and they have been using it for damn near an hour! That thing is so damn loud, I can hear it clearly through the floor.

Ugh! At least they are not doing it at 1 in the morning like last time. I can hear it from every room in my apartment.

I am trying to watch Friends! Make it stop before I go insane!!

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/2 "2003-04-18T00:19:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BluMoon \*  
> \*\*. . . I am trying to watch Friends! Make it stop before I go insane!! \*\*

Obviously too late.

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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/3 "2003-04-18T00:21:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lissener \*  
> \*\*Obviously too late. \*\*

Ha, I just knew that was coming! 😛

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/4 "2003-04-18T00:22:43Z")

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Put up with it for a week or so. Pretty soon, they’ll be using it to hang their clothes on, then it’s off to the consignment shop.

Trust me on this one…

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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/5 "2003-04-18T00:44:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by roadrunner70 \*  
> \*\*Put up with it for a week or so. Pretty soon, they’ll be using it to hang their clothes on, then it’s off to the consignment shop.
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> Trust me on this one… \*\*

I hope so. They used it a few months ago, then stopped for a while. Maybe they will take another hiatus.

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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/6 "2003-04-18T04:56:13Z")

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Arrgg, now it is almost midnight and they are playing Norah Jones’ “Don’t know why” really loudly.

I mean, I really like that song, but come on…blast your music during the day.

Actually, now that I think of it, I think these people like to make noise. At 7:30 in the morning, someone wakes up and turns on the TV really really loud. It’s blaring, when the men talk, I can hear the boom of the bass.

Maybe they are hard of hearing.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/7 "2003-04-18T05:27:15Z")

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Stuff like this is why I hate people.

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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/8 "2003-04-18T05:34:56Z")

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Ahh, thank you **Smeghead**.

At least I know I am not alone in my annoyance.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/9 "2003-04-18T13:37:45Z")

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Maybe they’re just having sex.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/10 "2003-04-18T13:39:18Z")

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That’s why I love living in the boonies. Our nearest neighbor is way down the hill. We can cut the grass at 7:00 am. We can sit around the bonfire naked. We can have lots of motorcycle friends come over. I can play Grammy Award Winner, where I crank the stereo, stand on the picnic table (with an empty pop bottle) and belt out songs. And no one gives a flyin’ fuck. It’s truly heavenly.

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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/11 "2003-04-18T16:08:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*Maybe they’re just having sex. \*\*

Trust me, I _know_ when they are having sex. There is no question:

“Yes, yes, moan, yes, yes!”

_All night long_, I just wanted to sleep, but she kept waking me up!

I wonder if they know I can hear every little thing they do up there.

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/12 "2003-04-18T16:09:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kalhoun \*  
> **I can play Grammy Award Winner, where I crank the stereo, stand on the picnic table (with an empty pop bottle) and belt out songs.**

I just want to be clear…Are you still naked at this point?

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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/13 "2003-04-18T16:14:21Z")

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**Kalhoun** , do you think it’s a coincidence that you don’t have any neighbors? 😃

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**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/14 "2003-04-18T17:35:12Z")

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**Kalhoun** , I don’t have any neighbours either. You’ve opened up a whole new world of possibilities for me.

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**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-make-it-stop/169436/15 "2003-04-18T17:51:19Z")

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Man, I am soooooo glad I don’t live in an apartment anymore. 😉

At least you don’t have to listen to thick, heavy Techno bass lines. Those sounds penetrate through everything. All you hear is “WAHHNT-WOOO-WAAAA-WUP-BAH-WOOP”; Constantly, it never stops. It slowly permeates into your brain, prevently you from thinking about anything else. You tell the neighbors to stop. They laugh and turn it up even louder. Pretty soon you are legally insane!
