# Please, mommy!  Make them stop!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-mommy-make-them-stop/549469>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 7, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-mommy-make-them-stop/549469 "2010-08-07T00:53:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-mommy-make-them-stop/549469/21 "2010-08-08T22:01:30Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> > [@dmatsch](#):
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> > What, does some one at SF have an old, beat up copy of the Monster Manual and picks one at random for this week’s offering?
> 
> _Night of the Flumph_
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> _Demon, Type IV_
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> _Land of the Lamia_
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> _Rust Monsters vs. Detroit_

Just wait 'til they get to the Gelatinous Cube and the Black Pudding.

_Gelatinous Cube: There’s Always Room for You!!!_

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**Author:** ![tsukaesugi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ad7895/32.png) [@tsukaesugi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsukaesugi)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-mommy-make-them-stop/549469/22 "2010-08-08T22:40:43Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
>
> > [@dmatsch](#):
> >
> > What, does some one at SF have an old, beat up copy of the Monster Manual and picks one at random for this week’s offering?
> 
> _Night of the Flumph_
> 
> _Demon, Type IV_
> 
> _Land of the Lamia_
> 
> _Rust Monsters vs. Detroit_

_golf clap_

Here’s my contribution…

Otyugh! The Musical

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