# Please name our new one-eyed kitten (PICS!!!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 31, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251 "2006-12-31T23:02:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/41 "2007-01-02T02:37:27Z")

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I’d go with Leela, too.  
My one-eyed cat was originally called Popeye, but I’ve taken to just calling him Pi.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/42 "2007-01-02T04:07:34Z")

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I must also vote for Leela. It looks good on her (she looks pretty spunky).

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/43 "2007-01-02T04:52:31Z")

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Socket

Eyehole

Admiral Nelson

Patch

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/44 "2007-01-02T05:28:50Z")

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Awwwwwwwww. Get her a little kitty eyepatch. That would be so cool.

If she’s an outdoor cat howabout Captin Sparrow? That’s what she’s out there hoping to kill after all.

My Catherine Bastet lost her eye in the last years of her life. She did very well. I’d love to be the equal of 80 years old, one eyed, and still make an acurate leap to a perch three feet vertical.

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**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/45 "2007-01-02T15:06:12Z")

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I dig _Leela_. Or hey, how about _Bowie_?

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/46 "2007-01-02T15:27:56Z")

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Polyphemus is the ONLY name that you can give the kitty.

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/47 "2007-01-02T16:37:43Z")

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I had a pet pheasant when I was a kid who only had one eye. I named him One-Eyed Willie.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/48 "2007-01-02T16:54:34Z")

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😉 Uh, **Lissa**? You _sure_ that’s a good name for a pet?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/49 "2007-01-02T17:27:10Z")

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Call her “Eyenez.” She’s cute! Congrats!

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/50 "2007-01-02T18:27:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Der Trihs]  
Outside of those three, I can’t think of more famous one eyed females offhand.  
[/QUOTE]  
\<cult movie reference\> How about Frigga? \</cmr\>

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/51 "2007-01-02T19:00:27Z")

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I like Winky a lot. It’s a really nice name.

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**Author:** ![legalsnugs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@legalsnugs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legalsnugs)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/52 "2007-01-03T02:38:57Z")

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She is a beautiful and lucky cat, whatever you name her.

I’d vote for “Poppy,” the feminine of “Popeye,” of course!

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/53 "2007-01-03T05:39:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
😉 Uh, **Lissa**? You _sure_ that’s a good name for a pet?  
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I thought so at the time, but then again, I was a kid who watched “The Goonies” about two dozen times.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/54 "2007-01-03T12:06:13Z")

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Any decisions on what the one eyed kitty’s name is?

Has she told you yet?

I still like Admiral Nelson.

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/55 "2007-01-03T12:33:53Z")

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No idea for a name, but she’s adorable! Well done for giving her a loving home.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/56 "2007-01-03T14:36:01Z")

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Turanga

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**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/57 "2007-01-03T21:40:49Z")

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Name her Matey. If you want to be fancy, you could name her R. Matey.

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**Author:** ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/58 "2007-01-04T00:55:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
Any decisions on what the one eyed kitty’s name is?

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Thank you everyone for your ideas and well wishes! I have to say that so far we’re going with **dahfisheroo** ’s idea:

Peekaboo and we’ll call her boo.

Guin’s suggestion of Leela was good, but I haven’t been a Futurama fan since Jurassic Bark. :mad:

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-name-our-new-one-eyed-kitten-pics/386251/59 "2007-01-04T03:01:04Z")

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You made my day. Am I an official kitty godmother now?

That doesn’t include litter box duty, does it?

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