# Please, no cards or letters yet... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002 "2000-09-13T06:21:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/1 "2000-09-13T06:21:06Z")
I don’t go to jail till Sept. 29…details later. Love, hugs, kisses, Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/2 "2000-09-13T07:06:23Z")
Yeeee! Yer still breathing free. Let me know if I can hep you in any way, TNHipp. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/3 "2000-09-13T17:56:03Z")
Oh great… I already sent you a huge ass package with some tunes in it… I hope the guards like Little Feat and Skynyrd! :rolleyes: * * * Yer pal, Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Five months, four days, 15 hours, 59 minutes and 6 seconds. 6306 cigarettes not smoked, saving $788.33. Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 21 hours, 30 minutes. \***“I’m a big Genesis fan.”-David B. _(Amen, brother!)_** \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/4 "2000-09-13T17:59:03Z")
Nows your chance to flea!! Make a run for the border! …ok… we all have to take turns harboring tennhippie! ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/5 "2000-09-13T18:17:04Z")
O, **Satan** , please tell me you’re kidding. 1. We don’t get to hear music of any kind. 2. The good part is that maybe the Nazis will get turned on to cool tunes and perhaps get converted to our way of thinking. 3. Anyway, thanks a zillion. Will write again later this evening. I love you folks. Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/6 "2000-09-13T18:25:04Z")
TN, it’s a good thing I’m such a procrastinator. I figured that an aquaintence that you hardly know would be just the thing to brighten your days. Well, I’ll save my stamp until later. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/7 "2000-09-13T18:25:24Z")
Has the plot thickened? C’mon, don’t keep us hanging, man. ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/8 "2000-09-13T18:31:44Z")
You don’t get to listen to any tunes? God, how naive am I? I always thought people in jail could at least have little radios. TN\*Hip, before you go could you please give us a list of what you can and can’t have. The last thing any of us want is to send you something that might get you in trouble. And I’d probably be the first person to screw it up. Take care… ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/9 "2000-09-13T18:45:52Z")
Uh Oh. I already sent a letter. I hope they appreciate really bad jail jokes and one gross limerick. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/10 "2000-09-13T20:12:39Z")
Maybe we can send him on the Evil Bitch world tour. Some sort of chaperone or traveling companion. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/11 "2000-09-13T20:29:58Z")
No radio? No tunes? No internet? (No women I suppose?) Shit, this place is starting to sound depressing. They keep this up, it might become a deterrent after all. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/12 "2000-09-13T20:43:59Z")
I must’ve missed a big story - what’s the charge, man? Will be thinking of you! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/13 "2000-09-13T20:45:05Z")
Good, that means it gives me more time to find just the right porno magazine for you \< grin \> ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/14 "2000-09-13T21:03:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*Good, that means it gives me more time to find just the right porno magazine for you \< grin \> \*\* Techchick… you’re too cool. I like you. ---
**Author:** ![FarrisGoldstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@FarrisGoldstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarrisGoldstein)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/15 "2000-09-13T21:37:24Z")
Hey Hippie, did you read the limericks I posted in the other thread when we thought you were already in the Big House? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-no-cards-or-letters-yet/33002/16 "2000-09-14T08:02:51Z")
Incidentally, should we include self-addressed stamped envelopes with our letters for you to write back? Do you want us to print off SDMB pages for you? Did you manage to find out how long the sentence is even though it was postponed? The suggestion for lists of things you can’t have is a good one. _Can_ we send you porn/food/actual objects or just letters?