# Please, not in the shower. (TMI, long) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131 "2008-02-25T23:36:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/21 "2008-02-26T00:58:09Z")
Dude, it wasn’t semen. Someone hocked a loogie. Aintcha never seen a lunger in a water fountain? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/22 "2008-02-26T01:06:38Z")
I can’t wait to ask my husband this question when he gets home. He already thinks I’m crazy! Re the sticky hands from ejaculating into your hand–that’s what the running water and soap are for. Do I need to explain what the rubber ducky is doing in there as well? :dubious: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/23 "2008-02-26T01:07:00Z")
[Please, please, please take photos (of the NOTES, you perverts)](http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/24 "2008-02-26T01:10:56Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Do I need to explain what the rubber ducky is doing in there as well? :dubious: 😉 [/QUOTE] [Nope](http://www.amazon.com/Rub-My-Duckie-Waterproof-Personal/dp/B00074W6CE) ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/25 "2008-02-26T01:16:53Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] [Nope](http://www.amazon.com/Rub-My-Duckie-Waterproof-Personal/dp/B00074W6CE) [/QUOTE] I KNEW what that link was going to be before I even moused-over it. Girls don’t like masturbating in the shower unless there’s a tub and a tap. Or unless the showerhead is one of those removable things attached to a hose. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/26 "2008-02-26T01:27:59Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] [Nope](http://www.amazon.com/Rub-My-Duckie-Waterproof-Personal/dp/B00074W6CE) [/QUOTE] Isn’t that squeaky hole kinda small? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/27 "2008-02-26T01:38:42Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] Girls don’t like masturbating in the shower unless there’s a tub and a tap. Or unless the showerhead is one of those removable things attached to a hose. [/QUOTE] Are you going to take that lying down? Hell, yes! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/28 "2008-02-26T02:30:36Z")
Let me tell you…that duckie is freaking awesome. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/29 "2008-02-26T02:58:57Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] Let me tell you…that duckie is freaking awesome. [/QUOTE] And it’s discreet, too. Hm. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/30 "2008-02-26T03:03:52Z")
This thread is just :eek: . ---
**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/31 "2008-02-26T03:08:22Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] Let me tell you…that duckie is freaking awesome. [/QUOTE] Bah. He is but a pale shadow of his [more awesome friends.](http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/outie_vibrators.html#t-btt-1503) (Scroll down too, please.) ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/32 "2008-02-26T03:19:09Z")
[QUOTE=BlueKangaroo] Bah. He is but a pale shadow of his [more awesome friends.](http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/outie_vibrators.html#t-btt-1503) (Scroll down too, please.) [/QUOTE] Hah! I want the octopus ones. I shall name his Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy! [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/33 "2008-02-26T03:19:55Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] Not to hijack too badly, but does anyone else prefer kneeling or lying to standing in order to cum? [/QUOTE] Usually I’m half standing like I’m about to kneel so that the rope will tighten around my throat and asphyxiate me just enough to make the whole experience that much more pleasurable. Marc ---
**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/34 "2008-02-26T03:27:19Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] Hah! I want the octopus ones. I shall name his Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy! [/hijack] [/QUOTE] I have never before seen the octopus ones. Now I am torn between bondage ducky, pirate ducky and the octopus. However, the smiling face on the cone just scares me. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/35 "2008-02-26T03:32:44Z")
[QUOTE=PunditLisa] If your drain gets clogged on seminal fluid, you need a new drain. [/QUOTE] Or the roommates need to drink more water. Having spent many an extra few minutes in the shower, I must say that I have never, ever even come _close_ to clogging the drain. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/36 "2008-02-26T03:34:37Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] Conditioner works just fine. Don’t use soap or shampoo though. [/QUOTE] [SPOOFE]Or toothpaste.[/SPOOFE] ---
**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/37 "2008-02-26T03:38:40Z")
[QUOTE=spooje] Or the roommates need to drink more water. Having spent many an extra few minutes in the shower, I must say that I have never, ever even come _close_ to clogging the drain. [/QUOTE] I gotta say, I love the combination of your sn and this thread. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/38 "2008-02-26T03:53:42Z")
[QUOTE=BlueKangaroo] Bah. He is but a pale shadow of his [more awesome friends.](http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/outie_vibrators.html#t-btt-1503) (Scroll down too, please.) [/QUOTE] “5% of the price of each and every _I Rub My Dickie_ we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/39 "2008-02-26T04:13:29Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] Girls don’t like masturbating in the shower unless there’s a tub and a tap. Or unless the showerhead is one of those removable things attached to a hose. [/QUOTE] I must be a weirdo, because I like getting off in the shower. I find it’s quite… refreshing. Then again, I enjoy many places for a little love-buzzing… ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131/40 "2008-02-26T04:18:35Z")
[QUOTE=Dazzling White Diamonds] I must be a weirdo, because I like getting off in the shower. I find it’s quite… refreshing. Then again, I enjoy many places for a little love-buzzing… [/QUOTE] Isn’t it kinda difficult to do standing up? I love getting off in the shower, but there has to be a tub. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-not-in-the-shower-tmi-long/439131.md?page=3)