# Please, Og, no more "bad physics" today : my first MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [November 12, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164 "2007-11-12T19:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/21 "2007-11-13T02:29:16Z")
Here is a post, let me show it to you. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/22 "2007-11-13T02:37:43Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Never fear! I am here! \ …er…I am here…to…make…things…good! [/QUOTE] How good, LOUNE baby? 🆒 I just heard a similar story to the OP this past weekend. . . except for the soap part. It just had the water part. Someone was going to wash the sink, so they plugged up the sink and started to fill the sink with water. But then they went off to do other stuff and forgot about it. When they came back, there was an inch of water on the floor. Luckily no soap, but still a mess. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/23 "2007-11-13T02:38:49Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Here is a post, let me show it to you. [/QUOTE] Where **bbs2K**? I don’t see it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/24 "2007-11-13T02:52:03Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] How good, LOUNE baby? 🆒 I just heard a similar story to the OP this past weekend. . . except for the soap part. It just had the water part. Someone was going to wash the sink, so they plugged up the sink and started to fill the sink with water. But then they went off to do other stuff and forgot about it. When they came back, there was an inch of water on the floor. Luckily no soap, but still a mess. ☹ [/QUOTE] Oh, I think you _know_ how good… Maybe you should see my post instead. _pounce_ ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/25 "2007-11-13T02:59:21Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Posting again. Crap, we’re losing bad. Crap, post more! [/QUOTE] ComeToTheOtherMMPWeHavePie! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/26 "2007-11-13T03:05:51Z")
Lots of pie! Waiting just for you! 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/27 "2007-11-13T03:07:31Z")
Pie? _ears perk up_ ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/28 "2007-11-13T04:06:24Z")
[QUOTE=SP2263] Helpful Household Hint: To cut down the suds while cleaning up a soap disaster add fabric softener. [/QUOTE] Yes, I’ve heard this. It also makes your linoleum soft and cuddly. **hugs linoleum** ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/29 "2007-11-13T04:06:26Z")
> [@](#): > > You know, that was the worst story about 2 lesbians on a really soapy floor I’ve ever heard. Someday, someone will be doing a archive search using the keywords _lesbian_, _shower_, _kink_, _wet_, _spin_, _fun_, _screw_, and _come_ - and they’re going to be amazingly disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/30 "2007-11-13T04:09:14Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] You know, that was the worst story about 2 lesbians on a really soapy floor I’ve ever heard. [/QUOTE] Heck, it’s by far the worst “washing machine was on the spin cycle and there were women tending it and no guys around” story I’ve ever heard! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/31 "2007-11-13T05:16:07Z")
Fight those MMP bastards and post here! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/32 "2007-11-13T11:46:24Z")
POST, AND JOIN ME! Please. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/33 "2007-11-13T12:40:50Z")
This MMP is getting its ass kicked. Those “regulars” are all posting there…who needs 'em?? We can have just as much fun over here! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/34 "2007-11-13T12:42:25Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] This MMP is getting its ass kicked. Those “regulars” are all posting there…who needs 'em?? We can have just as much fun over here! [/QUOTE] Haven’t you heard? We now have Pie and Hot Sex in the other MMP! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/35 "2007-11-13T12:56:54Z")
[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer] Haven’t you heard? We now have Pie and Hot Sex in the other MMP! [/QUOTE] Lies! ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/36 "2007-11-13T12:58:51Z")
Pie? They have pie? Hmmm - pie or cookies, pie or cookies? Can I have both? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/37 "2007-11-13T13:03:19Z")
I said Lies! Untruths! Falsehoods! Don’t buy into their mind games. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/38 "2007-11-13T13:09:47Z")
[QUOTE=Raguleader] “Asked the soaped up irate Lesbian?” [/QUOTE] Don’t mind if I do. Ahem. Dear **Soaped Up Irate Lesbian** , How can I encourage my lovely bride to take a greater interest in doing the laundry? My whites aren’t as white as they can be, and my coloreds aren’t as, er… colorful as they could be. _Ahem_. All I want is bright, shiny t-shirts and my bowling shirt to keep it’s majestic satiny green sheen. Also, please tell me more about these cookies of yours. We’re big fans of baking here in the Smith household. Sign me, **50s Dad** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/39 "2007-11-13T13:15:55Z")
Also, post more. Quick. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/40 "2007-11-13T13:26:52Z")
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