# Please, Og, no more "bad physics" today : my first MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [November 12, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164 "2007-11-12T19:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/41 "2007-11-13T14:14:32Z")
Imagine if there were 50 gallons of mud on the floor, and rather than being a disaster, it was an opportunity… [sub]_This_ is the part where it becomes worth the read…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/42 "2007-11-13T14:18:03Z")
Jello. 500 gallons of Jello. (heh heheh things are coming together nicely) ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/43 "2007-11-13T14:36:00Z")
This is a squeaky clean thread right? ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/44 "2007-11-13T17:08:37Z")
[QUOTE=SP2263] Helpful Household Hint: To cut down the suds while cleaning up a soap disaster add fabric softener. [/QUOTE] Like this? [QUOTE=gotpasswords] Happily, there is something probably already in your laundry arsenal that will help deal with all that excessive soap - liquid fabric softener. It acts as a defoamer so you’ll have a chance of washing the soap out of the towels without filling the house with suds. [/QUOTE] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/45 "2007-11-13T17:21:10Z")
Two lesbians wrasslin’ around in Jell-o? Mmmm. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/46 "2007-11-13T17:31:14Z")
I just had to stop by and say “wife-in-lesbian-sin” sounds incredibly hot. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/47 "2007-11-13T18:03:06Z")
Well, we like to think so… Regardless of whether you imagine soap, mud, or jell-o, just be aware that there is more than enough pet hair around our house as to keep things well shy of erotic. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/48 "2007-11-13T18:09:02Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Well, we like to think so… Regardless of whether you imagine soap, mud, or jell-o, just be aware that there is more than enough pet hair around our house as to keep things well shy of erotic. [/QUOTE] This makes me very, very sad. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/49 "2007-11-13T18:34:55Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] This makes me very, very sad. [/QUOTE] It makes me sad too. But when I’m sad ice cream helps. Also posting here helps. Please help. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/50 "2007-11-13T18:52:21Z")
Sometimes I am shy of erotic, but animal hair jello certainly freaks me out. I di not get to attend the bachelorette party with the bikini jello wrestling, despite my pleading on hands and knees and offers to be a servant. But, one of the participants ended up at the emerrgency room screaming in pain with a blown ACL and wearing naught but her bikini and a groody layer of jello. It must have been an interesting night at the admissions counter. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/51 "2007-11-13T19:01:18Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] Sometimes I am shy of erotic, but animal hair jello certainly freaks me out. I di not get to attend the bachelorette party with the bikini jello wrestling, despite my pleading on hands and knees and offers to be a servant. But, one of the participants ended up at the emerrgency room screaming in pain with a blown ACL and wearing naught but her bikini and a groody layer of jello. It must have been an interesting night at the admissions counter. [/QUOTE] May I grope you? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/52 "2007-11-13T19:15:01Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Well, we like to think so… Regardless of whether you imagine soap, mud, or jell-o, just be aware that there is more than enough pet hair around our house as to keep things well shy of erotic. [/QUOTE] _You_ obviously aren’t cruising the right chat rooms. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/53 "2007-11-13T19:18:39Z")
Page 2. We still have work to do. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/54 "2007-11-13T19:26:33Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Page 2. We still have work to do. [/QUOTE] I’ll help! Hot Sex, Pie, and Shimmering Nipples in the other MMP! (no disrespect, Ms. Cookies, of course) ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/55 "2007-11-13T19:31:48Z")
Just post. Please. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/56 "2007-11-13T19:43:43Z")
Good. It’s good to see that people are willing to lend a hand. Also: titties. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/57 "2007-11-13T20:02:11Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Just post. Please. [/QUOTE] I’m doing my best, champ. It’s not my fault I’m an under-achiever. Posts in this thread… bbs2k 14 Least Original User Name Ever 6 Purplkid\_Caterer 3 ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 3 Winston Smith 3 (now 4) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/58 "2007-11-13T20:07:43Z")
Good. Make more posts. You’ve got some catching up to do, young’un. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/59 "2007-11-13T20:18:56Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Good. Make more posts. You’ve got some catching up to do, young’un. [/QUOTE] We should at least consider branching off into our own MMP, since the precedence has been set. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164/60 "2007-11-13T20:21:54Z")
This post doesnot vount in the post count, much like my others. Lemme just say bikini blonde jello emergency room booze woohoo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-og-no-more-bad-physics-today-my-first-mmp/426164.md?page=4)