Imagine if there were 50 gallons of mud on the floor, and rather than being a disaster, it was an opportunity…
[sub]This is the part where it becomes worth the read…[/sub]
Jello. 500 gallons of Jello.
(heh heheh things are coming together nicely)
This is a squeaky clean thread right?
Like this?
Two lesbians wrasslin’ around in Jell-o? Mmmm.
I just had to stop by and say “wife-in-lesbian-sin” sounds incredibly hot. 
Well, we like to think so…
Regardless of whether you imagine soap, mud, or jell-o, just be aware that there is more than enough pet hair around our house as to keep things well shy of erotic.
This makes me very, very sad.
It makes me sad too. But when I’m sad ice cream helps.
Also posting here helps.
Please help.
Sometimes I am shy of erotic, but animal hair jello certainly freaks me out.
I di not get to attend the bachelorette party with the bikini jello wrestling, despite my pleading on hands and knees and offers to be a servant. But, one of the participants ended up at the emerrgency room screaming in pain with a blown ACL and wearing naught but her bikini and a groody layer of jello. It must have been an interesting night at the admissions counter.
May I grope you?
You obviously aren’t cruising the right chat rooms.
Page 2.
We still have work to do.
I’ll help!
Hot Sex, Pie, and Shimmering Nipples in the other MMP!
(no disrespect, Ms. Cookies, of course)
Just post. Please.
Good. It’s good to see that people are willing to lend a hand.
Also: titties.
I’m doing my best, champ. It’s not my fault I’m an under-achiever.
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bbs2k 14
Least Original User Name Ever 6
Purplkid_Caterer 3
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 3
Winston Smith 3 (now 4)
Good. Make more posts. You’ve got some catching up to do, young’un.
We should at least consider branching off into our own MMP, since the precedence has been set.
This post doesnot vount in the post count, much like my others.
Lemme just say bikini blonde jello emergency room booze woohoo!