# please open me, I am a cute and fuzzy email **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2004, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623 "2004-09-16T00:19:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/1 "2004-09-16T00:19:55Z")
MPSIMS: I got an e-mail with the subject "please open me, I am a cute and fuzzy email " in my Suspect Email folder today. Let’s see… Don’t know the sender. No attachment. No virus warning from my virus blocker. I’ll mark it as spam and delete without opening. Still, I like the subject line. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/2 "2004-09-16T00:29:47Z")
I would have opened it. But then I play on motorways. ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/3 "2004-09-16T00:30:23Z")
so you can’t be sure it _wasn’t_ cute and fuzzy …? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/4 "2004-09-16T00:37:35Z")
I knew that sooner or later cats would learn to type and use webcams. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/5 "2004-09-16T00:42:02Z")
> [@](#): > > But then I play on motorways. _Boys and girls, come out to play On the busy motorway!_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/6 "2004-09-16T01:47:28Z")
“Cute and fuzzy”? :eek: Beware. You are being scanned by [devilbunnies](http://www.devilbunnies.org/). Run. If you can. They"re _everywhere_, ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/7 "2004-09-16T02:10:39Z")
Dude- I only opened the thread to see if the email _was_ cute and fuzzy. Now I need closure, dammit! Somebody send me my own cute and fuzzy email. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/8 "2004-09-16T02:28:14Z")
Someone opened it and posted it on his [blog](http://www.darkfusion.net/blog/): > [@](#): > > From: Randy Pennington > To: [ghford@ix.netcom.com](mailto:ghford@ix.netcom.com) > Subject: please open me, I am a cute and fuzzy email > Date: Tue, 13 May 2003 08:10:41 +0000 (01:10 PDT) > MIME-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: text/html > Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64 > > prescrippptiooon weiiiighhtt loss online > > [http://brand.funwithyourtoes.com/spss/](http://brand.funwithyourtoes.com/spss/) > > if you wish to gettt ouuutt of theese addds > > [http://grabber.funwithyourtoes.com/bit/](http://grabber.funwithyourtoes.com/bit/) Cute and fuzzy, my ass! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/9 "2004-09-16T02:49:35Z")
I don’t care _how_ cute and fuzzy your ass is, **Q.E.D.** I’m straight. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/10 "2004-09-16T04:33:26Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > I don’t care _how_ cute and fuzzy your ass is, **Q.E.D.** I’m straight. 😛 …Is a _fuzzy_ ass supposed to be a turn on?? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/11 "2004-09-16T05:39:28Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > …Is a _fuzzy_ ass supposed to be a turn on?? Bears like 'em 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/12 "2004-09-16T10:26:28Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Cute and fuzzy, my ass! You mean, the e-mail _lied_ ?! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/13 "2004-09-16T11:59:05Z")
> [@NInjaChick](#): > > …Is a fuzzy ass supposed to be a turn on?? > [@Binarydrone](#): > > Bears like 'em 😛 Oh Yeah Baby! Bring on them fuzzy asses! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/14 "2004-09-16T12:13:13Z")
In today’s Suspect Email folder: “These girls have small titttties but lose vaginas” Okay, I like small breasts. But parts falling off is just creepy. ---
**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/15 "2004-09-16T12:41:21Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > You mean, the e-mail _lied_ ?! Has the respectable profession of spammer fallen so low?! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-open-me-i-am-a-cute-and-fuzzy-email/264623/16 "2004-09-16T14:37:13Z")
> [@](#): > > “These girls have small titttties but lose vaginas” That’s not really so strange. I’ve known many people who couldn’t find their own ass - even if you let 'em use both hands, a map, and a flashlight.