# Please read this... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 23, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312 "2000-06-23T13:18:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/61 "2000-06-26T19:02:39Z")
Y’know, I ment to insert a wink at the end of my last post so…\-😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/62 "2000-06-26T19:06:27Z")
And I’ve seen Dave in action…he CAN flame you. Aenea - I’ll have to look once I get home. Chat logs are on my home PC, not here. And Silo, it was a comment you made. And I’ll back up Ruff, since I was in chat the night “whipping it out” came up. (Like I’m not ALWAYS in chat.) It’s true. It was just a “let’s call his bluff and see if he’s as arrogant as he appeared” kinda thing. You weren’t, we learned, life goes on. Quite honestly, there was ANOTHER bet Aenea and I had as well. Whose ass is whiter - Satan or Omni? My point in saying that is…Satan became VERY well known because of one post about his ass. He’s rolled with it, and hell, it’s now a running joke. Because he lightened up about it. You know I think yer a cool guy, Silo…stick around. 'K? ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/63 "2000-06-26T19:42:29Z")
ONE post about his ass??? There are numerous posts about Satan’s ass, plus the one particularly interesting thread that started the whole “Satan’s Ass” thing. Satan now has a famous ass (famous, but apparently not photogenic). Which he has shown to at least one of the lady posters here, who has assured us of it’s agreed upon whiteness. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/64 "2000-06-26T20:23:59Z")
> [@](#): > > I actually recommended to someone (aenea, was it you?) in the chat room a few weeks ago that if you came to the SDMB gathering, you should be asked to whip it out I’ll remember that! 😉 … What’s up with the butts aenea? …at least you didn’t get a picture of mine. heheh … I really don’t recall what I said in chat. I’m guessing I was mis-understood, didn’t word something right. (or) I know sometimes I can get a bit juvenile, but don’t take me too seriously–I’m spontanious. Besides, I get teased a lot in chat. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/65 "2000-06-26T20:44:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > **adam yaxfelcher** wrote: > > > [@](#): > > > > Esprix, as a personal favour to me could you please find another animal to use. I mean, one that isn’t quite so close to my name. Maybe Musk Ox or Llama or Dingo or Wart Hog. Thanks in advance. > > You’re right - I shouldn’t use yak. > > I should use **yax**. > > ATTENTION EVERYONE: From this point forward, “yak felcher” will now be replaced with “ **yax** felcher.” > > Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled flame. > > Esprix > \*\* What the hell would a Yax felcher be felching? Yax is not my real name. It is pronounced YASH not YAKS, and I have mentioned before on several threads, it is a Mayan word. Since nobody else on the boards was really using the Yak felcher comment, I’m going to make an exception here. Esprix, you and you alone can use the yax felcher comment. Now go and felch yourself a rhino. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/66 "2000-06-26T20:55:41Z")
Silo, I will email what you said. It was not related to you being teased. Yeah, it was pretty damn juvenile, though. _shrug_ As was said in another thread around here somewhere…I think a lot of us have a very short fuse right now. Not your fault, just something to recognize. ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/67 "2000-06-26T21:13:44Z")
adam yax: > [@](#): > > What the hell would a Yax felcher be felching? Yax is not my real name. It is pronounced YASH not YAKS, and I have mentioned before on several threads, it is a Mayan word. Since nobody else on the boards was really using the Yak felcher comment, I’m going to make an exception here. Esprix, you and you alone can use the yax felcher comment. Now go and felch yourself a rhino. I checked my ‘Spell-and-Speak’ and it pronounced ‘yax’ as ‘yaks’. Just to be fair, I dug out my Mayan ‘Spell-and-Speak’, and it pronounced ‘yax’ as ‘yash’, which I thought was pretty stupid, so I bashed it in the driveway. My gut says ‘yax’ is pronounced ‘yaks’, and if you have to keep explaining yourself, maybe you are incorrect - millions of teemers can’t be wrong. I haven’t seen any Mayans jump to your defense, either. ‘Yaks’ 😛 1.) What would a Yax felcher be felching? 2.)How much felch could a yax felcher felch if yax felcher did felch yaks? answers: 1.) er, YOU! 2.) don’t know - don’t want to know re: OP Silo! Just fuck everyone! If they don’t want to post to your thread, they can go felch a yash! Falcon: Are you following me? Actually, I guess my posts are coming after yours. Stop posting before I do! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/68 "2000-06-26T21:20:01Z")
Mynd - _laughing hysterically_ Wait…so my posts come AFTER ChiefScott, but BEFORE you. Got it. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/69 "2000-06-26T22:35:52Z")
Okay, now I am a little concerned. Both Esprix and Myndphuquer are waaaaay to interested in felching me. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/70 "2000-06-27T05:15:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Silo, I will email what you said. It was not related to you being teased. Yeah, it was pretty damn juvenile, though. _shrug_ As was said in another thread around here somewhere…I think a lot of us have a very short fuse right now. Not your fault, just something to recognize. This was just a misunderstanding, just thought i’d tell ya’ll. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/71 "2000-06-27T05:54:38Z")
Oh hell-fuckin’-yeah, this is a great thread. Not because of what the OP says, but the concepts it conjures up. Giving someone a second chance, for one thing. I myself was a class A yutz when I first stumbled across this kick ass board. I was a little slow to learn from my mistakes, but learn I did, and now I am still here. What helped me was to admit what I did and that it was wrong and that I was sorry (which it seems that Silo did) and to forget about it and move on (seems as though Silo is having a bit o’ trouble with this phase). Here’s all you gotta do my main man: Look forward and forget what you did and why. Suffice it to say that you’re not that guy any more, and you are going to get on with being a doper. Wipe your own slate clean and other’s will tend to respect that. I know that I am the last person to be giving anyone advice, but I think that I can say that I came from the same roots as Silo, if not to the same degree. And oh yeah, get your ass over to IRC, you’ll feel a lot better. peace ~Santi PS you can e-mail me if you want to talk about it. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/72 "2000-07-02T09:14:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Wake up, dear. We want Silo to leave, not you…however you seem to be a package deal, so “bye.” Hey Vogie, if that’s how you feel then fine, I am all for it. I got bigger fish to fry and Silo is not the problem it’s you in this case. If you are so flipant about me and my presence in this place, FUCK IT, it’s not worth my time. I liked you but now I wonder why, you blatently state that you would rather see me leave than be friends with you and Mike…if that’s how you feel then good bye to you. I have friends that care for me and want me around regardless of who I hang out with…I will not get rid of Mike as a friend because you choose to. This fucking sucks…I try to stick up for a person and I am cast out for it. \< shaking head \> this is so god damned typical. I have NEVER once cast a stone on a friend I thought was loony because of her/his friendship with someone Vogie, you have taken the cake. I have friends who are friends with those I don’t want to associate with but not fucking once in my life have I done what you have done. Hey I asked and I questioned about what Silo said to you, you didn’t give me an explanation. Yet you cast a stone at me… Well anyone else wanna cast me out because I am willing to contend with it. Go for it. I have NOTHING to loose, got it? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/73 "2000-07-02T09:17:33Z")
SHIT wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/74 "2000-07-06T14:05:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by adam yax \* > > Okay, now I am a little concerned. Both Esprix and Myndphuquer are waaaaay to interested in felching me. If you had a picture linked in your profile maybe I’d take you up on that, but I’ll have to defer to Dr. Boyfriend for the time being. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/75 "2000-07-07T00:43:15Z")
You know **Silo** , I would never have known that you used to be a troll except that now you seem to include the fact in every post you make. ---
**Author:** ![T\_G\_I\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@T\_G\_I\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T_G_I_F)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/76 "2000-07-07T01:00:45Z")
\*\*Seems a number of ex-trolls brag about it. They are all-right guys, over-all, just having fun. Not all trolls are alike, you know. Only a few have an ax to grind.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312/77 "2000-07-07T01:31:24Z")
And you would know this HOW? :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read-this/23312.md?page=3)