# PLEASE READ !!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read/85715 "2001-10-06T00:49:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read/85715/1 "2001-10-06T00:49:16Z")
I have moved a certain thread (“Dopers you miss”) off of the board. While innocent itself, the thread began to venture into areas which would be better not discussed on the board. “Dire legal action” was specifically mentioned. For those of you who know what I am talking about, I would have to ask that this issue be kept off of the board at this time. To the rest of you, I apologize for being intentionally mysterious but this is the way it has to be. Please trust me and know that this is for the best. I wish it were different, but it is not. Thank you. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 10-05-2001 at 07:53 PM] ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read/85715/2 "2001-10-06T02:12:08Z")
I read and obey…for YOU. _Damn, I really shouldn’t take antihistamines and post. I’m gonna regret this in the morning. Where’d that “Secret Crush” thread go to, anyhow?_ ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read/85715/3 "2001-10-06T04:34:18Z")
Thank Gawd! It was Euty! I was in the midst of saying I missed The Unmentionable One That Begins With A “P” and the thread disappeared. Geez. I thought I had fried a mainframe or something. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read/85715/4 "2001-10-06T13:15:06Z")
That’s only if you say it three times out loud, Dad. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read/85715/5 "2001-10-06T14:54:13Z")
Link? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read/85715/6 "2001-10-07T15:03:38Z")
Way to pique my curiosity, **Euty!** 🙂 my curiosity burns with the flame of a thousand . . . burning, flamey things!! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-read/85715/7 "2001-10-07T22:43:34Z")
[Lamont Cranston] Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men and women? The **Euty** knows!!! Muh-wahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa !!! [/Lamont Cranston] Some of think they wind up living a marginal life, those threads who are now deads. We think they live all the way over on the right margin, yes, over here ===========================================**[sym]Þ[/sym]** 😉 Cartooniverse