# Please remember to put smilies in your post

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 13, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848 "2003-05-13T01:52:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/21 "2003-05-15T00:50:39Z")

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Although, I do want to add a second notch on my fishing pole for throwing a line in the water for vanity searchers. . . [insert smilie here]

Tripler  
Woo! Another bite!

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/22 "2003-05-15T01:24:13Z")

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My thought:

If you need a smilie to know my post was a joke… you probably wouldn’t have got the joke in the first place…

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**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/23 "2003-05-15T01:34:16Z")

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:dubious:

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/24 "2003-05-15T01:58:53Z")

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Somehow I thought smilies were older than that! And the internet for that matter… therefore that must have been sarcasm without a smilie!

The op neglected his own advice!

I modestly propose that we eat all the smilies although how do you tell when they are ripe? Are they 😛 like this before they ripen? So a :mad: would be yummy like an apple? And 😉 would be bananalicious? 😕 would be a yummy grape, and :eek: would be a bluberry bonanza?

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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/25 "2003-05-15T03:46:47Z")

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Wow, **sturmhauke** , your post is so pretty! 🙂 I must say that I have to agree with **Q.E.D.**. You do have a little too much time on your hands. Would you be interested in doing some of my work for me? [giggle] I’ve got plenty of things for you to choose from.

As far as the OP goes, I just _love_ using smilies. 😃 They’re so much fun, and I like to have fun. But, I don’t think everyone has to use smilies if they don’t want to. I don’t think it makes a person better or worse if s/he uses or doesn’t use smilies. It’s just a personal choice for how to go about expressin’ oneself. I don’t understand what folks what don’t use smilies are getting so upset for. They’re harmless. Really. Smilies won’t hurt anyone. And they can brighten up some folks’ lives. If folks don’t want to play with them, then let the smilies alone. It’s really that simple.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/26 "2003-05-15T04:17:45Z")

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Smilies do add color to a post… as well as providing an indication of the joking / sarcastic / burning / expressions of the poster.

That said, however…

🙂  
☹  
😃  
😛  
:mad:  
:rolleyes:  
:dubious:  
:o  
:eek:  
😉  
:wally:  
;j  
:ccol:  
😕  
:smack:

There ya go.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/27 "2003-05-15T06:17:02Z")

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Damn, I should really learn to preview after the initial preview. Of course, I meant:

🆒

Typing lessons would help, too.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/28 "2003-05-15T06:36:17Z")

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(and the two-hour lag time can be explained by going out for sushi… so there)

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**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/29 "2003-05-15T06:47:03Z")

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I’d use smilies in my posts, but then people would think I was laughing _with_ them and not _at_ them.

You know what? I don’t use smilies in life either. What’s the fun of kidding someone if they know you’re kidding? Damned if I know.

SCREW your “authority” man! I don’t need your hate crimes.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-remember-to-put-smilies-in-your-post/174848/30 "2003-05-15T18:24:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by celestina \*  
> **Wow, sturmhauke, your post is so pretty! 🙂 I must say that I have to agree with Q.E.D.. You do have a little too much time on your hands. Would you be interested in doing some of my work for me? [giggle] I’ve got plenty of things for you to choose from.**

Well you see, I’m a professional crastinator. If you have any extra crastination you need taken care of, I could do that for you, at a reasonable fee.

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