# Please say it isn't so. Bad bad bad dream. Blue Spiders. With teeth, oh my! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603 "2020-12-08T23:16:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/1 "2020-12-08T23:16:15Z")
Self explanatory topic title. I still wanna run and hide. Gah!!! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/2 "2020-12-08T23:18:48Z")
Yeah, that’d keep me from getting back to sleep, too. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/3 "2020-12-08T23:29:36Z")
You mean like this? [![](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobalt_blue_tarantula#/media/File:Haplopelma_lividum,_Cobalt_blue_tarantula_cropped.jpg) ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobalt_blue_tarantula#/media/File:Haplopelma_lividum,_Cobalt_blue_tarantula_cropped.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/4 "2020-12-08T23:31:09Z")
If in my nightmares I saw something surreal like blue spiders with teeth, that would actually be more comforting because it would be unrealistic and clue me in that it was a dream. But unfortunately my nightmare-spiders are usually the realistic kind, just bigger or more aggressive. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/5 "2020-12-08T23:41:45Z")
I’ve been having some old nightmares recently but always with a different twist. I’m told these are stress nightmares, which is fitting, as I am out of work and scared. But thankfully they are missing blue spiders with teeth. That might be too bad for me, Beck. I hope you got some good sleep in there. ---
**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/6 "2020-12-09T00:32:36Z")
Cool! Maybe when the school opens up again one of these guys can be my library spider. ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/7 "2020-12-09T00:55:14Z")
Isn’t it amazing that your subconscious, which is, after all, merely a part of your brain, can come up with such horrifying visuals that it gives the rest of your brain the heebie-jeebies? I hope you dream about comforting things tonight, like Bayliss snoozing in the sunshine. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/8 "2020-12-09T00:56:54Z")
Also, I’m going to borrow “Blue Spiders with Teeth” as a concept. Stay tuned. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/9 "2020-12-09T01:16:22Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Also, I’m going to borrow “Blue Spiders with Teeth” as a concept. Stay tuned Rock band? ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/10 "2020-12-09T01:17:29Z")
Mmmmmmmmaybe! ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/11 "2020-12-09T01:38:46Z")
> [@Hari\_Seldon](#): > > > [@kenobi\_65](#): > > > > Also, I’m going to borrow “Blue Spiders with Teeth” as a concept. Stay tuned > > Rock band? Performance art-modern dance flash mob. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/12 "2020-12-09T01:40:43Z")
Sounds like a dish in a Laotian restaurant. To me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/13 "2020-12-09T01:41:26Z")
Aaaaccckkk! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/14 "2020-12-09T06:20:15Z")
> [@Hari\_Seldon](#): > > Rock band? > [@Revenge of Made-Up Band Names A-Z (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z/923851/357): > > [Blue Spiders, With Teeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603), feat. Beckdawrek 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enjoy\_Slurm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enjoy_slurm/32/3937_2.png) [@Enjoy\_Slurm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enjoy_Slurm)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/15 "2020-12-09T06:52:19Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Laotian [“Laotion? What ocean?”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_CaZ4EAexQ) -Bill Fontaine Delatour Dauterive ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/16 "2020-12-09T07:44:59Z")
And then what happened? ---
**Author:** ![GreenWyvern](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greenwyvern/32/2834_2.png) [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/17 "2020-12-09T17:05:30Z")
> **[Spider Catches, Whips Shoe Right Back At Woman](https://www.theonion.com/spider-catches-whips-shoe-right-back-at-woman-1845841191)** > > The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/18 "2020-12-09T17:09:02Z")
> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > > [@Hari\_Seldon](#): > > > > > [@kenobi\_65](#): > > > > > > Also, I’m going to borrow “Blue Spiders with Teeth” as a concept. Stay tuned > > > > Rock band? > > Performance art-modern dance flash mob. Genetic engineering project? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/19 "2020-12-09T17:11:55Z")
I wish I’d dream of spiders, instead of my usual late for a final exam I never attended classes for and I’m clad in only underwear dream. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603/20 "2020-12-09T17:27:15Z")
[He wants blue spiders, the kind with teeth Cause he knows there’s no such thing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEPhGPliP6E&ab_channel=iamalonelyimmortal) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-say-it-isnt-so-bad-bad-bad-dream-blue-spiders-with-teeth-oh-my/927603.md?page=2)