# Please tell me what gender you are--or, I’ve been wrong all along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001 "2000-11-06T20:54:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/21 "2000-11-06T22:10:19Z")
I’m a guy. ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/22 "2000-11-06T22:13:01Z")
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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/23 "2000-11-06T22:19:19Z")
I think I’ve made my gender quite clear here, so I just won’t say anything. 😃 (_Okay_, I’m female. As if you didn’t know.) ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/24 "2000-11-06T22:20:44Z")
Male. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/25 "2000-11-06T22:28:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > \*\*boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. \*\* [Ahnold] Thanks for da tip. [/Ahnold] [sub]It’s truly sad when you can quote **Kindergarten Cop** [/sub] Oh, and mouthbreather, I’ll give you a hint: My penis looks nothing like a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/26 "2000-11-06T22:32:07Z")
So, you’re a girl with a wierd looking vagina? Ewwwwwwww, i just wanted to know about your gender, not your naughty bits! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/27 "2000-11-06T22:44:33Z")
Yep I have a dangler. I have been mistaken for a lady once. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/28 "2000-11-06T22:45:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\*Lux – Funny, this whole time I thought you were a plant. \*\* [sub]SHHHH mouthbreather. We all know that Lux Fiat is actually a plant, but he harbors this delusion of being a slime mold. He gets really upset when we mention the truth, though. Just keep it quiet from now on, and he’ll be OK[/sub] Billdo, robustly male. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/29 "2000-11-06T22:50:49Z")
I thought slime mold WAS a plant? Where’s that 10th grade bio textbook? I’m male, but that should be obvious from the starry-eyed admiration I earn from the ladyposters here. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/30 "2000-11-06T22:56:45Z")
I think you are correct, Uke – I should have clarified my post. I always envisioned Lux as a nice Yucca plant or perhaps a miniature corn plant. ---
**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/31 "2000-11-06T23:02:10Z")
Female,[and I look like this](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/lnix.html) ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/32 "2000-11-06T23:03:09Z")
Most Assuredly Male. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/33 "2000-11-06T23:09:18Z")
I’m a welf. My picture is on my webpage. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/34 "2000-11-06T23:12:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Lux – Funny, this whole time I thought you were a plant. In more ways than one. 'Scuse me, I have to go report this conversation to the Secret Chiefs. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/35 "2000-11-06T23:16:24Z")
For those who haven’t visited the two penis threads in GD . . . or who didn’t catch my thread on this a month or so ago . . . or who haven’t seen my [picture](http://geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/iampunha.html) on the [SD People Pages](http://geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/) . . . I am most definitely male. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/36 "2000-11-06T23:18:01Z")
I’m a guy. Yes, I have been informed that all cows are female- but being their GOD means I can be either a guy or girl or BOTH(what fun!) here’s a [picture of me](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/imthecowgodmoo.html) for you non believers ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/37 "2000-11-06T23:23:02Z")
> [@](#): > > …or who didn’t catch my thread on this a month or so ago… Sence I di’dnt, Wil yu link us allready? [sub]intentionel bad speeling becaze I now thet Puma lovz it sow much :)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/38 "2000-11-07T00:04:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andyman \* > \*\*\<-------------------🙂 > > \*\* Not to be confused with \<------ ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/39 "2000-11-07T00:16:54Z")
This one is easy. I’ve never met a man who would refer to himself as _little_. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/40 "2000-11-07T00:20:40Z")
I don’t have my own penis. Thank God, or I’d be in a heap of Trouble… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001.md?page=3)