# Please tell me what gender you are--or, I’ve been wrong all along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001 "2000-11-06T20:54:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/81 "2000-11-07T11:07:52Z")
Female & now on [the people pages](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/fierra.html). Thanks Techchick & Shayna! ---
**Author:** ![flikker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8baadc/32.png) [@flikker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flikker)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/82 "2000-11-07T12:42:18Z")
female ---
**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/83 "2000-11-07T12:51:14Z")
Thank you **stuyguy** and **mr. bluesky**. I’m astonished,astounded,asunder… I never considered myself to be especially attractive. Maybe passing for cute at best. BTW that picture is from one of me, my sisters and best friend and I’m the least attractive chick there. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/84 "2000-11-07T13:25:54Z")
As if my name is not indicative… …tho truth be told, I was supposed to be the firstborn son. Fooled them! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/85 "2000-11-07T15:03:31Z")
Female! ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/86 "2000-11-07T15:23:17Z")
I’m 100% prime cut man beef. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/87 "2000-11-07T15:31:17Z")
Wow…I was looking through the People of the Straight Dope, and for some odd reason, I’ve ALWAYS thought Satan was female. Sorry man! My picture will be on there soon, but for now, satisfy yourself with this: [I’m on the right.](http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/jcs33/photos/LJ&Ajpg.jpg) The girl is my GF of 4 years. If you haven’t figured it out from this, I’m a guy. Jman ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/88 "2000-11-07T16:56:27Z")
F ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/89 "2000-11-07T17:06:06Z")
All woman, baby!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/90 "2000-11-07T18:12:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lnix \* > \*\*BTW that picture is from one of me, my sisters and best friend and I’m the least attractive chick there. \*\* Lnix, when you look like you do, somehow the words “least attractive” don’t seem right. Perhaps they may be “cuter than _you_”, though that would be subjective. (Us guys would be happy to offer opinions if you’d show us the whole picture!) **Mermaid** , does that answer your question? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/91 "2000-11-07T19:15:30Z")
[Pic of me.](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/gunslinger.html) ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/92 "2000-11-07T19:24:39Z")
Well, I _have_ a penis, but it’s made out of molded rubber and is only used when real, live ones aren’t easily accessible. In other words, I don’t take it everywhere I go. In other words, I’m a chick. ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/93 "2000-11-07T19:42:18Z")
My new name is prolly not as gender specific as my last name was. I’m female. On the People Pages, under Michi. ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/94 "2000-11-07T20:01:40Z")
For the record, I do not menstrate. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/95 "2000-11-07T20:37:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vandal \* > \*\*For the record, I do not menstrate. \*\* Well, FTR, neither do I. I menstruate. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/96 "2000-11-07T20:42:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tomndebb \* > \*\ ***drop** , I strongly suspect that she is indicating that she _already_ has another available. \*\* And she doesn’t need a spare? These things don’t last FOREVER, ya know! ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/97 "2000-11-07T20:56:19Z")
Manly man here. :chuckling smugly: As if you couldn’t tell. Come on, you can just feel the masculinity oozing from this post. Oh, yeah. You feel it, don’t you? That’s right. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/98 "2000-11-07T20:58:09Z")
I’m a girl. [sub]Or I’m fooling DRY horribly.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/99 "2000-11-07T21:02:04Z")
Silicone dildos last pretty damn long. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/100 "2000-11-07T21:07:03Z")
I’m female. Either that, or I’m Meatloaf. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001.md?page=6)