# Please tell me what gender you are--or, I’ve been wrong all along!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 6, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001 "2000-11-06T20:54:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-gender-you-are-or-i-ve-been-wrong-all-along/40001/101 "2000-11-10T11:17:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*I’m a girl.
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> [sub]Or I’m fooling DRY horribly.[/sub] \*\*

“For they shall yet belie thy happy years,  
That say thou art a man: Diana’s lip  
Is not more smooth and rubious; thy small pipe  
Is as the maiden’s organ, shrill and sound,  
And all is semblative a woman’s part.”  
–Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene iv

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