# Please Tell Me What To Do

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104 "2010-09-26T15:42:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/1 "2010-09-26T15:42:00Z")

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The telly is broken. It’s raining. I can’t do anything strenuous (I am due to give birth in 3 weeks!). The flat is clean. I can’t drink. I have read the whole internet. For the love of GOD suggest something I can do.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/2 "2010-09-26T15:47:54Z")

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Make some new internet.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/3 "2010-09-26T15:49:06Z")

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Sleep. Now, while you still can.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/4 "2010-09-26T15:51:19Z")

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> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#):
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> Sleep. Now, while you still can.

I was going to suggest “Pee every 12 minutes”, but I suspect she’s already doing that.

Ummm…read a book? One that has nothing at all to do with babies? Might be your last chance for a while…

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/5 "2010-09-26T15:52:04Z")

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I’m fed up with fucking resting! I’m all rested out!

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**Author:** ![maisoui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@maisoui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maisoui)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/6 "2010-09-26T15:56:20Z")

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Do you knit?

Online shopping for Christmas?

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/7 "2010-09-26T16:01:58Z")

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Download a F2P on-line video game? You can unleash Rage and Mayhem…  
…and still pee every 12 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/8 "2010-09-26T16:07:34Z")

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> [@maisoui](#):
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> Do you knit?
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> Online shopping for Christmas?

No, I do not knit.

Christmas shopping? Spending money? Now? No. No one’s getting a damn thing for Christmas off me 😃

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/9 "2010-09-26T16:09:00Z")

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Crossword? Play some flash games?

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/10 "2010-09-26T16:12:32Z")

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Masturbate furiously.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/11 "2010-09-26T16:13:45Z")

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> [@Francesca](#):
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> I’m fed up with fucking resting! I’m all rested out!

Oh, you’re close. You’re so close. Three weeks, p’shaw. I’ve got 2 more days on the **Francesca** ’s Delivery Date pool…

\*ducks as \*\*Francesca \*_throws something heavy across the ocean towards Chicago_

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**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/12 "2010-09-26T16:14:27Z")

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Do you have a camera- even a still camera that can take short clips?

Do the one hour movie challenge. You have one hour to make a movie. It doesn’t have to be good. Go!

Or you could get some cleaning done.

Or do some yoga.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/13 "2010-09-26T16:18:34Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Masturbate furiously.

I CAN’T REACH :mad:

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/14 "2010-09-26T16:22:49Z")

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> [@even\_sven](#):
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> Do you have a camera- even a still camera that can take short clips?
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> Do the one hour movie challenge. You have one hour to make a movie. It doesn’t have to be good. Go!
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> Or you could get some cleaning done.
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> Or do some yoga.

Everything is clean. _Everything_.

I have no means to make a movie, unfortunately.

Not in the mood for yoga.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/15 "2010-09-26T16:29:55Z")

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> [@Francesca](#):
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> > [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> > Masturbate furiously.
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> I CAN’T REACH :mad:

I’m very sorry. Well, in that case, stay here and play with us. Here’s a drink – oh wait. Um, we can just talk.

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/16 "2010-09-26T16:33:54Z")

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Bake.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/17 "2010-09-26T16:40:54Z")

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Make me a chicken pot pie.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/18 "2010-09-26T17:32:35Z")

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> [@Francesca](#):
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> Everything is clean. _Everything_.

Take pictures of how clean it all is now, because once the baby comes, it never will be as clean again.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/19 "2010-09-26T17:50:04Z")

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Cook. Cook things that freeze well. Cook lots of them. Freeze them.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-tell-me-what-to-do/555104/20 "2010-09-26T18:22:51Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> Cook. Cook things that freeze well. Cook lots of them. Freeze them.

Oh, sure, come in here with a \*helpful \*suggestion, why don’t you?

That’s a really good one. Soups, stews, chili, casseroles, lasagna, etc. all freeze really well. I like to make shredded chicken “chimichangas” and bake ‘em with a spray of cooking oil on top. It makes them nice and crispy, and then I freeze them on a baking sheet and then put them into a ziptop plastic bag for better-then-supermarket frozen chimis. Here’s [“my” recipe](http://www.food.com/recipe/baked-turkey-and-jack-cheese-chimichangas-weight-watchers-237314) (actually Weight Watchers’, but I stole it fair and square.)

You can also make your own “TV dinners” by simply cooking up a regular meal, placing individual portions in a container and freezing them. I save those aluminum to-go containers for this, because I like to heat them in the oven, but if you like your microwave, microwave safe plastic containers will do.

Heck, you can even freeze cooked rice! I know it doesn’t seem like that much effort to cook rice at dinnertime, but trust me, one less pot on the stove in four months is going to seem like a brilliant idea. I cook rice and then put it in quart sized ziptop bags, enough for one meal for us. Then, again, I lie them flat on a cookie sheet to freeze, so that they stack well without taking up too much space. A short zap in the microwave heats them perfectly when it’s time to eat.

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