# Please Vote for JRFRANCHI’s new username.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 12, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674 "2006-01-12T16:10:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![neisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4bbf92/32.png) [@neisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neisha)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/41 "2006-01-13T01:17:05Z")

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then Jersey Poster Child

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/42 "2006-01-13T01:18:36Z")

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When does voting end?

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/43 "2006-01-13T01:42:53Z")

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Gotta go with JRFranchi. To me, that’s just you, man.

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/44 "2006-01-13T01:48:06Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> I say go with number 10. I’m use to your user name. Changing it would only confuse me and then I’d never know if it’s you or not. You wouldn’t want that now would you? 😃

Me too. #10.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/45 "2006-01-13T01:51:05Z")

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I vote for not changing it, too. Partially because I’ll never remember who you used to be, but mostly because I don’t really like any of your other options.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/46 "2006-01-13T01:58:07Z")

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No change. You got programmed into my list of Good Dopers under that name, and under that name you shall remain. So let it be written. So let it be done! 😃

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/47 "2006-01-13T02:06:03Z")

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I like Global Worming and What Exit?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/48 "2006-01-13T02:59:16Z")

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Tally to post 47: Weighed votes added up.

1. Jersey Poster Child…7
2. Reverend Jim…8
3. Jim Elf-Friend…1
4. Prophet of the FSM…7
5. BaseBalrog…7
6. What exit?..35
7. Global Worming…21
8. Jim of the Shire…18
9. Joisey Jim…5
10. JRFranchi…58\*

So far the top 3.  
10. JRFranchi…58  
6. What exit?..35  
7. Global Worming…21

Well won’t this be anti-climatic. But as I said, I will abide by the vote.

\*I counted Giraffe’s votes and any stay the sames as 10.

> [@Happy Lendervedder](#):
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> When does voting end?

I think tomorrow probably based on interest petering out or it being sometime late Friday. The latest will be when I do a Late night Tally Friday.  
I want to put my request in over the weekend.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/49 "2006-01-13T03:01:31Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> **11. jrfranchi**
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> I hate username changes. I’m terrible with names, so if you change it you immediately vanish forever and become a new poster for me.

I have to agree with the prehensile-tonged paedophile[sup]\*[/sup] here. If you have to change it, I’ll opt for #10; I think I can still manage to figure out who it is, but some of those other names are going to take you right back to zero, and after we had such a pleasant exchange about good beer, too.

Stranger

[sup]\*[/sup]Actually, I mostly chimed in just to pick at **Giraffe** about [post=4255542]this embarassing gaffe[/post].

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**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/50 "2006-01-13T03:39:11Z")

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“What Exit?”

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/51 "2006-01-13T04:11:21Z")

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[quote]  
Boo! Boo! :: throws stones at Giraffe ::

That’ll teach you to say “Jehovah” \*\*  
How about **Jehovah**?

or

\*\*Worse? How can it get any worse? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/52 "2006-01-13T04:51:46Z")

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**Yo, I’m Jimbolina**  
\*\*or  
Jimmy Jinglebells \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/53 "2006-01-13T06:45:47Z")

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Favorite: **Jersey Poster Child**

Second: **What exit?** (had you gone with **Which Exit?** , I’d have made that my first choice, as it’s less ambiguous)

Third: **BaseBalrog**

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/54 "2006-01-13T13:31:12Z")

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Well the Overnight voting was minimal so I will give this a onetime bump and if it stays dead, I’ll Tally up in the Afternoon else tonight.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/55 "2006-01-13T13:42:21Z")

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I call for a second round of voting, based on the three choices left.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/56 "2006-01-13T15:00:00Z")

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I can’t help myself. May I suggest another batch of Tolkienesque names? Ignore or consider, friend Jim, as you wish:

**Corsair of Umbar  
Imladris Houseguest  
Elrond’s Houseguest  
Pelargir Fisherman  
Rhun Boatman  
Dorwinion Vintner  
Prancing Pony Patron  
Mirkwood Meanderer  
Middle-earth Tourist**

Respectfully submitted…

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/57 "2006-01-13T15:43:29Z")

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#10  
#10  
#10

(in that order)

I thought **MiddleEarthWorm Jim** was pretty cool, though.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/58 "2006-01-13T16:06:30Z")

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> [@Elendil's Heir](#):
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> I can’t help myself. May I suggest another batch of Tolkienesque names? Ignore or consider, friend Jim, as you wish:
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> **Corsair of Umbar  
> Imladris Houseguest  
> Elrond’s Houseguest  
> Pelargir Fisherman  
> Rhun Boatman  
> Dorwinion Vintner  
> Prancing Pony Patron  
> Mirkwood Meanderer  
> Middle-earth Tourist**
> 
> Respectfully submitted…

😉 Sure now you suggest **Middle-earth Tourist** , I would have had that on the list. Really is a good one, but I ran this as a bit of a Board Poll and I will abide by it. I will be asking for the thread to be closed and request my name change to  
**JRFranchi** or **What Exit?** if they cannot for any reason make the first change.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/59 "2006-01-13T16:40:38Z")

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I know you’re not looking for new ones, but I’ll still throw **Jim of the Jersey Shire** out here. Of course, “Jersey Shire” could just be used in the location field.

But going with what we’ve got, I’ll say: **JRFranchi** , **Reverend Jim** and **What Exit?** ( **Sternvogel** – you’re right, “Which Exit?” _is_ less ambiguous. However, that’s just not the way the question is asked).

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-vote-for-jrfranchi-s-new-username/339674/60 "2006-01-13T16:42:12Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> I know you’re not looking for new ones, but I’ll still throw **Jim of the Jersey Shire** out here. Of course, “Jersey Shire” could just be used in the location field.
> 
> But going with what we’ve got, I’ll say: **JRFranchi** , **Reverend Jim** and **What Exit?** ( **Sternvogel** – you’re right, “Which Exit?” _is_ less ambiguous. However, that’s just not the way the question is asked).

Thanks \*\*Hal \*\* and everyone else, this has to be the most anti-climatic Name Change thread ever.

The requests are in.

Jim

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