# Please welcome CG16, our latest visitor from another planet **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152 "2016-10-10T15:52:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/21 "2016-10-10T20:27:12Z")
The word you want is troll. Please stop feeding him. We could also use “creepy-ass sexual predator”. He thought that advertising dinner at his place on Craigslist was going to fill his 3-day weekend. _shudder_ If you must respond, please mock. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/22 "2016-10-10T20:37:19Z")
Perhaps he and **UberArchetype** will be banned as a tandem act. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/23 "2016-10-10T20:54:15Z")
Then there are his incomprehensible sports-related rants. In his world, a bad team shouldn’t be allowed to upset a good team late in the regular season: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=805492](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=805492) In this thread, he said what a complete moron a sports talk show host was. This host asked if the Broncos are the biggest threat to the Patriots this season. cg16’s logic: the Broncos won the Super Bowl last year. Therefore, the Broncos are the only team that can have threats. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=805713](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=805713) ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/24 "2016-10-10T23:57:54Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > I haven’t read the thread. Is it a paper vs plastic bag thing? Maybe **cg16** is a closet bisackual filled with self-hate? Paper vs. plastic is a legitimate debate … what **cg16** complained about was the fucking size of the bags … no, I didn’t understand him, no one did … I endorse this Pitting … ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/25 "2016-10-11T06:39:55Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > "Red light stop, green light go, yellow light… As a strong Democrat, I refuse to acknowledge any _red_ light – let the Republicans stop for them. And the rich highway construction lobby is obviously behind the lack of any blue lights. And besides, it’s nit a yellow light – it’s amber. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/26 "2016-10-11T07:07:44Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > Paper vs. plastic is a legitimate debate … what **cg16** complained about was the fucking size of the bags … no, I didn’t understand him, no one did … I endorse this Pitting … And he also kept ignoring people’s advice to buy a large, reusable cloth grocery bag. ---
**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/27 "2016-10-11T12:07:29Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > We do seem to be getting an influx of people with serious handicaps in their ability to process and understand the entire idea of other people and basic human interaction. This is why I won’t reply to any of CG’s posts. I can’t tell if he has actual processing issues or if he’d pretending to have such issues in order to garner the responses he’s gotten thus far, not to mention this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/28 "2016-10-11T13:23:46Z")
In the grocery bag thread, he threw down any suggestion of seeking alternate transportation to the grocery store. Drunky Smurf suggested a horse and carriage. His reply? “Horse and carriages haven’t been in use since the 1880’s.” Humor impaired. When griping about how his Craigslist date went south, somebody suggested calling an escort service. He replied that it was forbidden in the lease agreement. Humor impaired X2. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/29 "2016-10-11T14:25:19Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Experiences significant confusion when the supermarket changes the type of bags they use To be fair, he’s not alone. I’ve been held up for hours on line while the person up front agonizes over the decision: Paper or plastic? Paper or plastic? 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕:smack: ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/30 "2016-10-11T14:59:31Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > In the grocery bag thread, he threw down any suggestion of seeking alternate transportation to the grocery store. Drunky Smurf suggested a horse and carriage. His reply? “Horse and carriages haven’t been in use since the 1880’s.” > > Humor impaired. > > When griping about how his Craigslist date went south, somebody suggested calling an escort service. He replied that it was forbidden in the lease agreement. > > Humor impaired X2. “Humor. It is a difficult concept.” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/31 "2016-10-11T17:55:45Z")
His latest whine vintage: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=807032](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=807032) About how the women at work can’t take his teasing when their football team loses. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/32 "2016-10-11T18:01:09Z")
In other news, 53% of the SDMB can’t spot an obvious troll when it’s pissing in their faces. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152/33 "2016-10-11T18:07:37Z")
Since the subject of the thread is no longer with us, I’m closing this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-cg16-our-latest-visitor-from-another-planet/768152.md?page=1)