# Please Welcome madmark!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 25, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701 "2000-11-25T23:43:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701/21 "2000-11-26T04:26:33Z")

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_points to above post_

She’s the one with a really bad oral fixation and a very good imagination.

Some of us have put that to good use.

:running:

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701/22 "2000-11-26T15:54:23Z")

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I hope you have as much fun here as I have had!

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**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701/23 "2000-11-26T16:04:47Z")

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HI MAD!!!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701/24 "2000-11-26T16:22:57Z")

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Great, we have the Clog Brothers now. :rolleyes:

[singing]  
\*Coldie and madmark sitting in a tree . . . \*  
[/singing]

Welcome aboard, **madmark**.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701/25 "2000-11-26T21:36:46Z")

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These boards are getting _clogged_ with little Dutch boys. Let’s hope they can find some leaky dykes to keep their fingers busy.

Welcome aboard(s) **madmark**!

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**Author:** ![\_hijack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/c0e974/32.png) [@\_hijack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_hijack)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701/26 "2000-11-27T01:38:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by madmark \*  
> \*\*Yes Coldfire, he would actually be … so I do know what “Broodjes kroket met mayo” are 🙂 \*\*

Hey! This is a family newspaper.

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**Author:** ![\_hijack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/c0e974/32.png) [@\_hijack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_hijack)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-madmark/42701/27 "2000-11-27T01:45:47Z")

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Madmark - Hi.  
I can’t do Dutchification, but I can Swedish the OP into

**"Hee, Merk!! Gled tu hefe-a yuoo, feenelly. Bork bork bork! Hefe-a foon. Bork bork bork! (Yuoo veell, I prumeese-a.)"**

[The Dialectizer](http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/)

Now it’s up to you to find a Swede to take it the rest of the way. 😉

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