# Please welcome my brother!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703 "2001-10-26T03:05:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/1 "2001-10-26T03:05:19Z")

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Let’s have a nice SDMB welcome to **brother\_mcl** , a.k.a. **someone\_else**.

This is my little brother Theo. Be nice to him or else! :mad: 🙂

I’ll let him introduce himself, except to say that he’s straight, so you ladies have got your chance now! 😃

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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/2 "2001-10-26T03:09:52Z")

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I’ll get this in before I’m trampled by the hordes of women on their way…

Hi, and welcome. Um, that’s all.

–John

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/3 "2001-10-26T03:12:11Z")

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Hi. As someone much wiser than I said, This place is addictive.

You might like it here. Read some of your bro’s work around here if you want to know how to be a good board member. I’ve never told \*\* matt\_mcl \*\* before that I like his posts, so let me do so now. keep up the good work matt.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/4 "2001-10-26T03:17:13Z")

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Welcome to the best board on the net! May your stay be a long a fruitful one.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/5 "2001-10-26T03:21:22Z")

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Damnit, **matt** , here I was thinking about a threesome between you, me, and your brother.\*

Obviously that’s not going to happen now:(

Where _will_ we find a third?

\*Kidding. Really and truly kidding. Sorry for the mental image there.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/6 "2001-10-26T03:23:50Z")

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Is he as cute as you are? Yowsa!

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/7 "2001-10-26T03:23:54Z")

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Why Iampunha, I didn’t know you cared 🙂 Esprix and BoiToi seem to have something interesting going on involving a multiplicity. Shall we investigate?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/8 "2001-10-26T03:26:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zyada \*  
> \*\*Is he as cute as you are? Yowsa! \*\*

[See for yourself.](http://www.crosswinds.net/~montrealais/personal/photos.html) He’s about halfway down the page.

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**Author:** ![someone\_else](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@someone\_else](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/someone_else)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/9 "2001-10-26T03:26:17Z")

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Thanks everyone! I really appreciate it.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/10 "2001-10-26T03:39:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*  
> **See for yourself.**

Oh my. One of those handsome, intellectual-looking type Montrealers - I’m getting a tad dewey here…

Al.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/11 "2001-10-26T03:42:52Z")

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Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

::tips hat::

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**Author:** ![someone\_else](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@someone\_else](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/someone_else)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/12 "2001-10-26T03:53:48Z")

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Woah, sorry, I posted without noticing the notes about my looks–don’t take my remark out of context, please! I was just thanking you all for the welcome…

Note: I do not normally look as stoned as I do in that photo.

-SE

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**Author:** ![VenusGirlTrap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/58956e/32.png) [@VenusGirlTrap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusGirlTrap)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/13 "2001-10-26T04:10:18Z")

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How old are you someone\_else?

Yes, you are quite good looking.

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**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/14 "2001-10-26T04:10:25Z")

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Welcome, someone\_else! Nice to see another fellow Montrealer in here. Any relative of matt has to be pretty cool. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/15 "2001-10-26T04:14:12Z")

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Welcome aboard!

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**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/16 "2001-10-26T04:40:55Z")

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Welcome, fellow Montrealer.  
Wha…? Straight? Homosexuality isn’t genetic? Damn, I’m just another ignorant hetero. 😃

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**Author:** ![BoiToi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d26b3c/32.png) [@BoiToi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoiToi)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/17 "2001-10-26T04:48:15Z")

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Hey, hey, I didn’t start nuthin’! I’m just chew toy, 'member?

Welcome, **someone\_else**! I’m new here too, and so far it’s been a blast. Though I am wasting far too much time…

I’m considering forms of punishment because your brother and Esprix rained on my parade. Some how I’ve become trapped between the electrons of their “affair”…

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/18 "2001-10-26T04:55:32Z")

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Hi little brother! 😃

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/19 "2001-10-26T05:09:50Z")

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Any brother of a gay political Dairy Queen worker from a country Bush can’t even mention in his speeches is a brother of mine.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-brother/89703/20 "2001-10-26T06:49:18Z")

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Welcome, future brother-in-law **someone\_else**. 😉

Esprix

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