# Please welcome my sister Wacky Ninja **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225 "2000-07-11T16:03:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/41 "2000-07-13T16:13:00Z")
Thanks Swiddles, \, I’ll keep that all in mind. My professors give me crap about my lack of punctuation too, so it’s all good. Lurkernomore, you really didn’t have to put that idea in my head.Really. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/42 "2000-07-13T17:22:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > **Raise your hands if you’re surprised soul is attempting to pimp his sister. Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? 😉** Not me. I think ANYONE on this board would pimp their sister at this point. And Swiddles commented on ChiefScott: > [@](#): > > He’s ornary, but we put him with him because he has an arsenal at his disposal. That, and the promise of Navy Dress Whites, perhaps the finest piece of male apparel ever designed. Okay, who wants the Chief to wear the dress whites to the Norfolk Dopefest so I can get a picture! (Besides me, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/43 "2000-07-13T17:29:34Z")
**Wacky** , in case you need further convincing, here’s what I said when I found out what felching was: > [@](#): > > **Oh God! My eyes! My eyes…** > sdimbert, Odieman you were right! I didn’t want to know. Why didn’t I just let it lie? > > All I can say is Eeeewww. Eeewww. Ewww. Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww EwwEwwEww! bleccch! yecch! > > Gee, Piig, THANKS for telling me. And Coldfire, thanks for making it crystal clear. Really. > > ::: retching ::: > > This concept is really way beyond anything I ever imagined. I mean, I’m not prude–I’ve been around the block (albeit a very short and straight HBO kind of block) but I just can’t believe people DO this. Ick. > > sdimbert, where can I get one of those pills? > Now that I know this, there’s a stain on my soul! I have to go to confession. A sweet little Catholic girl like me shouldn’t have that bit of lovely info rolling around her sweet little brain, mixing in with the other swear words like “crumb” and “shoot”. > > Anyway, thanks, gang, for enlightening me. I think. > I’ll hesitate to ask next time I want to know something They kept telling me “It’s something you can’t _un-learn_, and you’re going to wish you could!” They were right. 🙂 Hope that dissuades any curiosity. ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/44 "2000-07-13T18:03:38Z")
Too late sunshine, I have been corrupted already–although not by my request. Some of the other stuff i know becuase people feel the need to tell me, sort of like the whole “this tastes nsaty, try it” thing. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/45 "2000-07-13T18:07:24Z")
Sis, plese tell me you didn’t. I know you know what it is, but tell me you didn’t, please for the love of pink unicorns and everything else nice. I’m not trying to pimp my sister, I couldn’t do that. But apparently she’s worth 100 camels in Jordan, any takers? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/46 "2000-07-13T18:08:57Z")
Curses, my crusade to fight knowledge is foiled again! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/47 "2000-07-13T18:09:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wacky ninja \* > \*\* > Lurkernomore, you really didn’t have to put that idea in my head.Really. > > \*\* Sorry if I offended, but don’t look atthe felching thread - they get real bad… ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/48 "2000-07-13T20:28:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wacky ninja \* > \*\*Gee, big brother, stop trying to make me sound so sweet. > And furthermore, $150?!?!?!? > In Jordon, they tried to buy me with at leat 100 camels… > > And besides, if anyone give you money you better give it to me, my house burned down, I need the money. \*\* $150 to ask you out? 50% inflation aside, it sounds like a bargain. I’d offer you 200 camels. you like 'em filtered or straight? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225/49 "2000-07-13T21:20:20Z")
Atta boy **Joe** , i knew someone would come through… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-my-sister-wacky-ninja/25225.md?page=2)