# Please welcome our new moderators **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 2, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645 "2020-09-02T22:25:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/81 "2020-09-03T20:37:26Z")
Congratulations. The Moderators have always done a great job around here and you all will too. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/82 "2020-09-03T20:45:29Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Troll-stomping requires sturdy footwear. And an iron boot scraper at your front door. ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/83 "2020-09-03T22:08:29Z")
Thanks to all the above. I hope I am up to it. Should be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/84 "2020-09-04T00:00:21Z")
Hah!! All you naysayers. The perfect Master has appeared in my ‘Cecil’ thread. Albeit, kinda rude. Unless STFU means something else. Go look. I’ll take it. I’m sure he meant: S- super T- talented F- fabulous U- unequaled Beckdawrek. Yep. That is what I choose to believe. Thank you @Cecil_Adams ---
**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/85 "2020-09-04T01:42:26Z")
You think everything is about you. On retransmission, the ether having momentarily cleared, turns out he was responding to my asking how his day was going: RE **STFU** L UP TILL NOW The Master misses me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/86 "2020-09-04T01:53:50Z")
Yeah. I do kinda think everything is about me. It’s a failing I work on daily. neener neener, no take backs😋 ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/87 "2020-09-04T02:11:39Z")
I was concerned that maybe the paper owned his name, and so he couldn’t reply. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/88 "2020-09-04T14:15:03Z")
I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/89 "2020-09-04T14:18:56Z")
I look forward to my next mod note. Good luck, everyone. Don’t bullocks it up. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/90 "2020-09-04T14:22:56Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I look forward to my next mod note. I wonder which mod has the record for the quickest note/warning/banning once they became a mod. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/91 "2020-09-04T14:23:54Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > ☹ ☹ Mariah and her pet are for new _members_, not new _moderators_. Y’all get coffee mugs and jackboots. ☕ 👢 - I thought discobot gets new mods. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/92 "2020-09-04T14:24:06Z")
'grats now when do we hear of a new super moderator, must be getting lonely up there with only Ceci, Gaudere and whoseits in the SM cabal ---
**Author:** ![rbroome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/838e76/32.png) [@rbroome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rbroome)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/93 "2020-09-04T14:31:43Z")
Thanks for stepping up and contributing above and beyond to our board! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/94 "2020-09-04T14:37:04Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I wonder which mod has the record for the quickest note/warning/banning once they became a mod. You know what it’s like - we’ve seen it before. Give 'em a title and elevated permissions and the power will go straight from their new jackboots to their heads. I wonder which scores will be settled first. 🤨 😏 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/95 "2020-09-04T14:39:09Z")
I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/96 "2020-09-04T14:41:37Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you. Are you experimenting with your new time machine? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/97 "2020-09-04T14:52:20Z")
Surely you don’t mean that? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/98 "2020-09-04T14:54:48Z")
Ah, here we go. Witness the oppression inherent in the system! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/99 "2020-09-04T15:04:07Z")
I think he does, and stop calling me Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645/100 "2020-09-04T15:04:47Z")
> [@Ed\_Zotti](#): > > RE **STFU** L UP TILL NOW Wow. Don’t ever play Ed in Superghost. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-new-moderators/919645.md?page=6)