# Please welcome our newest mod, xash **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 18, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296 "2003-07-18T02:58:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/21 "2003-07-18T05:27:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > \*\*Congratulations **xash**. Have you selected your groupies yet? \*\* No, but I’m hiring. Send me your best shots. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/22 "2003-07-18T05:43:04Z")
Yet another mod I probably don’t want to see naked. We need more wimmins in the mod squad. But best of luck, **xash**. 🙂 Happy P.S. Out of curiosity, and just for reference, how do you say “Please put your pants on, sir” in Indian? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/23 "2003-07-18T05:48:51Z")
And what is the name of the language in india (surely it’s not ‘indian’)? Hindi? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/24 "2003-07-18T05:51:35Z")
Well maybe he could just write it with an Indian accent. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/25 "2003-07-18T06:04:03Z")
Hi **xash**. I hope I don’t bedevil you much. And congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/26 "2003-07-18T06:10:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ed Zotti \* > 3. He’s from Bombay, India (now officially Mumbai, India). Is that cool or what? Not even close to what. BTW, xash. We expect, shall we say, intimate reports of the latest happenings with the Bollywood starlets. Of course, we’re only interested in the incredibly gorgeous ones. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/27 "2003-07-18T06:14:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > And what is the name of the language in india (surely it’s not ‘indian’)? > > Hindi? Hindi’s one of them. For your reading pleasure, Lobsang: [Languages of India](http://www.ethnologue.com/show_country.asp?name=India). ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/28 "2003-07-18T06:22:14Z")
Congrats on the moderatorship, **Xash**. Is it true… You know, about the whole soul sucking ritual and the drinking of the blood of a undead reindeer? If so, do you happen to know how to get dried blood out of carpets? Just wondering, totally hypothetical… ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/29 "2003-07-18T06:34:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruby \* > \*\*Welcome **xash**. Just out of curiousity, how the hell do you pronounce “xash”? zash? exash? \*\* I pronounce it ex-ash. With a lower case x. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/30 "2003-07-18T07:24:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragon Phoenix \* > \*\*Congrats - good to see someone from a different time zone… 🙂 \*\* Thanks 🙂 Yeah, I’m the **SDMB Night Watchman[sup]TM[/sup]** ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/31 "2003-07-18T08:03:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xash \* > **Ok, but make sure you have strong issues** No worries there, **Joey G.**'s got plenty of issues. Welcome to the madhouse, **xash**! ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/32 "2003-07-18T08:27:32Z")
How cool! Does that make him the first mod near my time zone? Guess us Middle World-ers won’t be able to get away with all those late night flames, obscenities and blatant board violations any more… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/33 "2003-07-18T09:24:50Z")
Glad to have aboard, **xash**! Now maybe Cecil will take off the manacles, put down the whip and let Jerry and us Murrkin mods get some sleep already. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/34 "2003-07-18T10:12:15Z")
Ahhh, damn, now I’ve got to suck up to someone else now! Welcome to the mod position, **xash**! ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/35 "2003-07-18T10:15:38Z")
How do you do it \*\*Q.E.D. \*\*? An _average_ of 27 posts per day? That’s amazing! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/36 "2003-07-18T10:20:57Z")
Welcome to the ‘mod’ world. You’ll enjoy it. You get a coffee cup. They tell you it’s free, but it’s not. You will pay, believe me, you will pay. Baawwwwaaahhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/37 "2003-07-18T10:40:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > **Yet another mod I probably don’t want to see naked…** Trust me - you don’t :eek: Anyways: Yay!! I mod I know May you get pitted and flamed 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/38 "2003-07-18T11:27:59Z")
The postage rate for sending nekkid pictures just went up! Congrats! See you in the “Q”! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/39 "2003-07-18T11:30:15Z")
Welcome to the coven, **xash**! (Where in hell did **Jill** put that goat?!) ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296/40 "2003-07-18T11:43:20Z")
Bloody hell. 1,124 posts, member for two and a half years and now a moderator and _I’ve never seen your name before_. I seriously need to read GQ more often. Either that or the amnesia is kicking in again. Are those my feet? pan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-mod-xash/189296.md?page=3)