# Please welcome our newest moderator, Aspenglow

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-moderator-aspenglow/943473>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 2, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-moderator-aspenglow/943473 "2021-06-02T14:11:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-moderator-aspenglow/943473/61 "2021-06-04T23:28:41Z")

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> [@mordecaiB](#):
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> I’m okay on the begging part, the prostituting part my wife will have problems with. ☹ I’m not even sure how one prostitutes oneself on a message board. I don’t even have a webcam!

While prostitution may involve prostrating oneself for certain acts, the act of prostrating is not itself always prostitution.

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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-moderator-aspenglow/943473/62 "2021-06-05T06:40:07Z")

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So, am I the one paying or the one getting paid? And is it with you or **Aspenglow**? So confusing!

Anyway, welcome **Aspenglow** , here’s hoping you won’t soon regret it!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-moderator-aspenglow/943473/63 "2021-06-05T06:41:42Z")

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> [@mordecaiB](#):
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> So, am I the one paying or the one getting paid? And is it with you or **Aspenglow**? So confusing!

We’ll just pass the quatloos around to each other.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-moderator-aspenglow/943473/64 "2021-06-07T15:27:04Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> We’ll just pass the quatloos around to each other.

Does that make the SDMB a ‘closed environmental system’?

And a belated congratulations and commiserations to Aspenglow.

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