# Please welcome our newest SDMB moderator, Spice Weasel **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 9, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030 "2017-12-09T17:45:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/21 "2017-12-09T19:41:22Z")
Yay! You go girl !! ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/22 "2017-12-09T20:21:08Z")
Excellent choice. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/23 "2017-12-09T20:25:58Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I am so sorry **Spice Weasel**. You seemed so normal too. Oh, dear. I truly didn’t mean to give that impression. ---
**Author:** ![Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrogance_ex_machina/32/192_2.png) [@Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogance_Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/24 "2017-12-09T20:32:16Z")
Remember to try out the “Ban Everybody” button at some point. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/25 "2017-12-09T20:37:34Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > … I love you guys. You probably say that to all the boards you moderate. :dubious: Without a ring, it don’t mean a thing. Seriously (sort of), I think it will be loads of fun and educational, too. Material for your novel. [Conga-rats!](https://static.spiceworks.com/shared/post/0018/0328/Conga%20Rats.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/26 "2017-12-09T20:43:04Z")
Welcome!! a most excellent choice 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Orr\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ee59a6/32.png) [@Orr\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orr_G)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/27 "2017-12-09T20:49:46Z")
I was just reading some of your ( **Spice Weasel** ’s posts) and I glanced up and thought, when did \*that \*happen? I’m relieved to discover that it was just today. There are very few usernames who register with me (as I’m a filthy casual on these boards), and yours is one of the most prominent, and probably the only one for whom I would say that in an unreservedly positive way. It was definitely a good choice for TPTB to add you to the moderator team, and a boon to the board to have you here in that capacity. If I may be honest, I fear that the converse is likely untrue. But hey, you may well find it worth your while after all. But just as a friendly reminder, for those days when it’s not raining, but pouring, please remember that we here on the board probably deserve to simmer in our own bullshit for a bit while you take a breather. Anyway, Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/28 "2017-12-09T20:51:08Z")
Ah, I’m going to miss the happy, carefree, optimistic **Spice Weasel**. Months from now, she be chain smoking and drinking cheap bourbon by the fistfuls. 🙂 Really, I can’t think of a nicer person to be Mod. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/29 "2017-12-09T20:59:44Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Really, I can’t think of a nicer person to be Mod. Hmm I don’t know if we’ve thought this through. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/30 "2017-12-09T21:00:33Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Ah, I’m going to miss the happy, carefree, optimistic **Spice Weasel**. > > Months from now, she be chain smoking and drinking cheap bourbon by the fistfuls. 🙂 > Really, I can’t think of a nicer person to be Mod. Some traditions never die. We mere peons hope that she’ll be slugging back that drink from her SDMB mug. Yes?? Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/31 "2017-12-09T21:04:35Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Hmm I don’t know if we’ve thought this through. See, I told you I wouldn’t be the nice one anymore. We’re all very pleased to have her on board. Don’t mention the mugs. No one speaks of the mugs. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/32 "2017-12-09T21:05:05Z")
You lost the bet, huh, **Spice Weasel**? Honestly, I think this is a very strong, solid choice. I didn’t know that you had such a massive masochistic streak in you, but I look forward to the leather, high heeled jackboots ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/33 "2017-12-09T21:08:00Z")
> [@Orr\_G](#): > > … an unreservedly positive way. It was definitely a good choice for TPTB to add you to the moderator team, and a boon to the board to have you here in that capacity. > > If I may be honest, I fear that the converse is likely untrue. But hey, you may well find it worth your while after all. But just as a friendly reminder, for those days when it’s not raining, but pouring, please remember that we here on the board probably deserve to simmer in our own bullshit for a bit while you take a breather. > > Anyway, Congrats! Most of what he said. I’m honestly surprised at this excellent choice. Good luck! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/34 "2017-12-09T21:13:04Z")
You put a bucket over your head last time I said “mattress.” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/35 "2017-12-09T21:24:03Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > You lost the bet, huh, **Spice Weasel**? > > … I think they got to her family. Had to be something like that. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/36 "2017-12-09T21:25:00Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > You put a bucket over your head last time I said “mattress.” _stands in tea chest_ ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/37 "2017-12-09T22:02:18Z")
Fantastic–congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/38 "2017-12-09T22:08:08Z")
Darn it, I had collected a complete set of mod warnings and then they release another one. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/39 "2017-12-09T22:09:04Z")
That’s great, **Spice**! Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/40 "2017-12-09T22:17:01Z")
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