# Please welcome our newest SDMB moderator, Spice Weasel

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 9, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030 "2017-12-09T17:45:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/121 "2017-12-11T23:01:48Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I was going to start using [Listen Up You Primitive Screwheads!][/LUYPS] but the other mods convinced me it was too adversarial.

I kinda love that. As a Pit mod it’s so _apropos_.

I think I’m going with sparkly jackboots. Is that too adversarial? The sparkles might disarm people.

If we can’t use Spanish, it occurred to me I’ve been breaking the rules all this time by referring to my husband as **Sr. (Señor) Weasel**.

Although I think most people believe it stands for ''Senior." That’d be kinda weird, wouldn’t it? Who refers to their spouse as Senior? Do people think I’m nuts?

Don’t answer that.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/122 "2017-12-11T23:35:43Z")

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Did y’all get her new jackboots or hand-me-downs?

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/123 "2017-12-11T23:44:42Z")

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> [@Ruken](#):
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> Did y’all get her new jackboots or hand-me-downs?

I suspect smoking. Possibly with toes still in them. 😃

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-our-newest-sdmb-moderator-spice-weasel/804030/124 "2017-12-11T23:57:30Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> (Bolding mine)
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> Except, I hate to point out, \*\*you’re not allowed to do that. \*\*
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> Please don’t mod me for junior modding a mod.

And _YOU’RE_ not allowed to do that (bolding mine)

And I don’t want to be modded for junior-junior modding the junior mod, either by a junior mod or a senior mod.

BTW Spice Weasel: If you’re as good a mod as you are a poster, we’re in good hands. Congrats, you jackbooted thuggette.

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