# Please welcome the newbie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 26, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280 "2000-12-26T20:10:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/21 "2000-12-27T01:43:14Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Osip \*  
> \*\*Hi TP!!! 🙂 **Pop Quiz**  
> How old are you?  
> WHat is your favorite SF book?  
> Favotite book (if different)?  
> Favorite Author and why?  
> How much dirt you **DO** you have on LNM?  
> favorite commercial?  
> how many licks to the center of a tootsie roll lollypop?  
> How do you kill evil Nazi Groundhogs?  
> Give a summery of WallyM7’s experience with a hamster.  
> How many bumps are on Osip’s bedroom ceiling?  
> What is Coldfires favorite canadian rock band?  
> What is the signifigance of May 5th in the Netherlands?
> 
> feel free to use the search engine or RL experiments to gather this knowledge.
> 
> As always,  
> Osip  
> \*\*

Ok… some of these I can answer without any research. The rest I’ll get back to you with later…

How old am I… Old enough to know better, but young enough not to care? Chronologically, 26.

Favorite Sci-Fi book… Probably Either The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Time Enough for Love, or any of the Anita Blake series.

Favorite Book of all time… A Prayer for Owen Meany

Favorite Author and why… well, two really. John Irving for the non-sci-fi stuff… He just writes such interesting characters, books I just can’t put down. And Mercedes Lackey, because I can lose myself in her fantasy world very easily.

How much dirt do I have on LNM? 4 years worth. And it’s gooood.

Favorite commercial? At the moment, probably the Publix commercial with the baby… Great holiday one…

And now I must go forth into the world of chatting and get more dirt on LNM. But I’ll be back with the rest of the answers… I promise!

TruePisces

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/22 "2000-12-27T02:44:31Z")

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Welcome, newbie!

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/23 "2000-12-27T02:52:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> Oh, and that’s ducTtape. Dire Wolf will let you know.

😉

Hi, **TruePisces**! Allow me to be the first fellow transplanted New Yorker (also living in the South) to welcome you! If you’re a friend of lurkernomore’s, then you’re alright in my book.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/24 "2000-12-27T06:01:25Z")

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I’m not big on welcoming threads, but since lurkernomore’s such a great guy, I definitely have to welcome his friend!

Welcome, **TruePisces**!

From a FalseSagittarius.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/25 "2000-12-27T06:18:47Z")

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Many hugs and cuddles to you. I’ve been hugging and cuddling a lot recently. Welcome! Come, join us, get addicted, you’ll never leave you know. Hey, at least it’s lots of fun.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/26 "2000-12-27T06:30:08Z")

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Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

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**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/27 "2000-12-27T07:16:33Z")

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[Not gonna bother to quote this time…]

**LNM** , you have Sam’s on tap? Never mind “thanks for coming”, just try getting rid of me! =)

**TruePisces** , you like Heinlein and Mercedes Lackey? You’re more than welcome here! Just for that, I’ll try to help you out:  
[ul]  
[li] **Coldfire** ’s favorite Canadian band is _Rush_.[/li][li]For information on “evil Nazi groundhogs” or anything else involving **WallyM7** , use the SDMB search engine with “WallyM7” in the “User Name:” field. (Yeah, sounds obvious, I know…)[/li][li]Hi Opal![/li][/ul]

There, that should do it for a little while…

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/28 "2000-12-27T07:27:27Z")

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Välkommen(welcome)!  
You did right to sign in hear,  
it’s a great place.🙂

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/29 "2000-12-27T07:53:51Z")

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Welcome TruePisces! I’m a Pisces myself. Nice to have you here! (It’s really a fun place, especially because of the esoteric and often odd conversations.)

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/30 "2000-12-27T09:50:50Z")

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Newbie! \<throws tomatoes\>

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/31 "2000-12-27T12:10:37Z")

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First, thanks everyone for the welcomes! I guess I chose the right person to have show me my way in! (Not that I know anyone ELSE that could have, at least I don’t think I do, unless there’s someone hiding here who never bothered to tell me about this place, and if you are, why didn’t you tell me before now??!!!) I’ll try to live up to LNM’s reputation. Or is that a mistake?

Kitty, thanks for the hugs and cuddles! Those are always welcome! Hugs and cuddles back!

Stephen, thanks for the help! It was getting late last night, and chat was getting interesting. But now I can answer some with assurance and know where to find the others! So I’m not the only Lackey fan, then? That’s good to know. I’m desperately waiting for something new to come out, because there’s very little I HAVEN’T read yet. So I’m dabbling with a little of everything else at the moment. Lady Callahan’s Place is lying on my bed at the moment.

Now I guess I should really think about getting ready for work. _sigh_ If only I could stay here all day…

TruePisces

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/32 "2000-12-27T12:58:28Z")

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Uh, that would be “down” to my reputation.

BTW, watch out for DRY. He’s the board’s smooth-talking ladies man. Just look at all the women in his sig.

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I also want to thank all the posters fro saying hi and making her feel welcomed.
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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/33 "2000-12-27T13:30:44Z")

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::waves to **TruePisces** ::

From one New Yorker turned Floridian to another, welcome! 🙂

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/34 "2000-12-28T00:12:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> \*\*Uh, that would be “down” to my reputation.
> 
> BTW, watch out for DRY. He’s the board’s smooth-talking ladies man. Just look at all the women in his sig.
> 
> ```
> I also want to thank all the posters fro saying hi and making her feel welcomed. **
> 
> ```

And just how DID your reputation go down? Hmmm???

TruePisces

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/35 "2000-12-28T02:05:49Z")

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Welcome TruePisces.  
How you doin’?😃

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/36 "2000-12-28T04:00:51Z")

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I hope you have as much fun as I have, and enjoy the good company and witty repartee!

----:)/ x o x o  
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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/37 "2000-12-28T04:07:14Z")

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Hi hi. ::curtsies::

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**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-the-newbie/47280/38 "2000-12-28T05:49:35Z")

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Welcome from the great state of Texas!!!

Now what will it take for you to give me some dirt on LNM? Name your price, nothing is to high.😃

Any friend of LNM, has to be great. Hope you like your time here on the board. (hey LNM, could you make me a drink, anything will do)

Welcome TruePisces!!!🙂

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