# Please welcome warmly \*drumroll\* wyldelf!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097 "2000-11-14T01:37:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/21 "2000-11-14T07:05:38Z")
Greetings and salutations. I am fully clothed. In a pink tutu, combat helmet, and leather jacket. ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/22 "2000-11-14T07:25:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > \*\* > In a pink tutu, combat helmet, and leather jacket. > \*\* I am so in love in with Dr Pinky already!!! You can be my fashion guru from now on. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/23 "2000-11-14T13:18:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > > \*\*she’s holding a gun to my head… > > (I haven’t told her about the nudity yet). \*\* > > Never a gun dearest - just a potato peeler > > Nudity - I get nudity too - oh why oh why hadn’t I heard about this earlier - I would have signed up yonks ago!! \*\* Hey, with 18 posts in 2 days (at this writing) you’re certainly making up for lost time… BTW, I don’t speak Oz - what is yonks? BTW, never admit misspellings - it’s just typos, our huge brains outpace our fingers, which cannot keep up with the torrents of witticisms. (spread THAT on the field and watch the corn grow!) Welcome aboard! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/24 "2000-11-14T14:48:57Z")
Welcome welcome, good to have you aboard! Just to echo the sentiment, any friend of dpr is cool in my book. Fair warning. This place (and some of the people in it) are more addicting than heroin. 😉 Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/25 "2000-11-14T22:21:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > BTW, I don’t speak Oz - what is yonks? > > Welcome aboard! \*\* \*\* yonks \*\*(n) meaning ages or a long time. Often used by inbred peoples who grew up in the outback (ie me) \*\*outback \*\*(n) meaning a left turn after th black stump, back of beyond, middle of nowhere, two-header country. Thanks for the welcome lurkernomore. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/26 "2000-11-15T06:48:41Z")
Hi, **wyldelf** , nice ta meetcha. **dpr** said: > [@](#): > > (I haven’t told her about the nudity yet) How 'bout the felching and squicking? ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/27 "2000-11-15T08:22:09Z")
Felching - I’ll bring the gerbils!! but squicking??? you got me on that one - in the immortal (immoral) words of one of our least favourite politicians - “Please Explain” ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/28 "2000-11-15T13:29:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\*Felching - I’ll bring the gerbils!! > > but squicking??? you got me on that one - in the immortal (immoral) words of one of our least favourite politicians - “Please Explain” \*\* Oh, no, we’re gonna hear it again… and it isn’t nearly as wholesome as felching… ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/29 "2000-11-15T16:44:50Z")
:: stealths in, looks around until no one is watching, and then steals a hug on the sly, then sneaks out. :: [sub]More fun that way.[/sub] Redhead…MMmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/30 "2000-11-15T22:59:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narile \* > \*\*:: stealths in, looks around until no one is watching, and then steals a hug on the sly, then sneaks out. :: > \*\* :: pretends not to notice Narile sneaking in, luxuriates in the hug, flips red hair in an attempt to be alluring and smiles shyly:: ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/31 "2000-11-16T02:23:49Z")
Hello hello. Sorry to interupt the flirting, but I just wanted to say hi and welcome. “Hi and welcome.” ---
**Author:** ![annalamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@annalamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annalamerino)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/32 "2000-11-16T02:26:46Z")
Make yourslf comfortable. Everyone stays a long while! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/33 "2000-11-16T02:37:10Z")
Omigod, scaring away another new poster with nudity, perversion, crass propositions and… Oh. I was about to try hiding the sheep (Flossie) and explaining that the clubhouse has rubber-sheet walls _purely_ for insulation purposes, but looks like you’re our kind of people. Sick, demented, perverse…the ususal. ::sighs with relief:: Can you tell us the trick with the potato peeler? We’ve been trying unsuccessfully to squelch **dpr** for ages and haven’t found the trick. Kinky! Like it! And many welcomes. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/34 "2000-11-16T02:55:16Z")
I’ll welcome you if you welcome me, wyldelf. C’mon over to my thread. We’re doing shots right now. From one newbie to another, “Heya!” ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/35 "2000-11-16T03:04:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > **Omigod, scaring away another new poster with nudity, perversion, crass propositions and…** But I haven’t scared away anyone that I know of yet ::Innocent look:: 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*\* Oh. I was about to try hiding the sheep (Flossie) and explaining that the clubhouse has rubber-sheet walls _purely_ for insulation purposes.\*\* You have a sheep named Flossie?? Awesome - I have a Hairy Coo named Roger (and that’s an interesting story in itself). On the clubhouse idea - Has dpr mentioned his dungeon yet? > [@](#): > > **Can you tell us the trick with the potato peeler?** I could tell you and yes it is rather kinky I suppose but I would be forced to kill you to keep you silent ::grins:: \*\* **Hypergirl** feel free to interrupt my flirting anytime - especially if you are going to join in!! **annalamerino** thanks for the welcome - I am enjoying it here! Catch you all around 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/36 "2000-11-16T03:35:31Z")
Hi there, wyldelf! I’m Silver Fire, I’ll be your tour guide. 🙂 I’m kidding, there are no tours. That’s probably a good thing. Have fun, I’m sure you will. Any friend of dpr’s is… Well, seriously fucked up in the head, that’s what they is. 😃 Have a great time. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/37 "2000-11-16T03:38:30Z")
Dungeon? Roger?! (“Over!”) Kitchen gadgets…feisty redhead…outlook that drives strong men to drooling submission… You’re gonna fit in here _just fine_, **wyld**! (BTW, my lame name aside, I’m female, so this is purely artistic appreciation.) And **dpr** lured you to the group. Who’d a thunk it? We always suspected he had issues. Doing the primal, evil-fun, female Doper Happy Dance, Veb ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/38 "2000-11-16T04:21:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > **Any friend of dpr’s is… Well, seriously fucked up in the head, that’s what they is.** hey!! ::injured silence:: just cause it’s true doesn’t mean you have to point it out 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \*\*\*Doing the primal, evil-fun, female Doper Happy Dance, \*\* Awesome - please take the time to teach me it at some stage. I am all for anything evil-fun and primal!!! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/39 "2000-11-16T04:39:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > \*\* > Doing the primal, evil-fun, female Doper Happy Dance, > Veb \*\* Videotaping TV Doing the primal, evil-fun, female Doper Happy Dance Watching this’ll warm ya up those cold lonely winter nights… ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/40 "2000-11-16T05:21:44Z")
\*\* [/QUOTE] Videotaping TV Doing the primal, evil-fun, female Doper Happy Dance Watching this’ll warm ya up those cold lonely winter nights… \*\* [/QUOTE] I’ll add it to my collection of tapes ::leer:: not that we really get too cold winters or anything - not cold but definately lonely - so every little bit helps. Does it come with an optional moaning pillow? Anyone have any videotapes of squicking so I can finally work out what the hell it is? I am sure I probably will regret asking but hey - Educate me!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097.md?page=3)