# Please welcome warmly \*drumroll\* wyldelf!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097 "2000-11-14T01:37:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/41 "2000-11-16T05:27:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Narile \* > > \*\*:: stealths in, looks around until no one is watching, and then steals a hug on the sly, then sneaks out. :: > > \*\* > > :: pretends not to notice Narile sneaking in, luxuriates in the hug, flips red hair in an attempt to be alluring and smiles shyly:: \*\* :: shudders and whimpers :: **Aggggghhhhh** You would have to be half a world away. Okay, Okay…probably doesn’t like SF and RPG’s…mixed relationships don’t work…so yeah…that’s it! You’re not into SF and/or RPG’s, so I don’t have to worry. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/42 "2000-11-16T05:32:28Z")
Hey there wyldelf! Its always nice to have some fresh meat around here. Enjoy yourself.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/43 "2000-11-16T05:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Okay, Okay…probably doesn’t like SF and RPG’s…mixed relationships don’t work…so yeah…that’s it! You’re not into SF and/or RPG’s, so I don’t have to worry. \*\* I _love_ role playing 😉 actually and probably not so much SF but definately fantasy. ::suggestive wink:: Ohh- sorry I was straying off the topic there. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/44 "2000-11-16T14:09:30Z")
_ignores slanderous material_ Hey if YOUR opinions meant anything I may have found time to be hurt… I didn’t think she was allowed to see that dance till she hit triple figures? Sheesh you’ll be giving her the free striptease voucher (doper of your choice) early next too I suppose!!! _sigh_ Things aren’t the way they used to be… p.s. Narile: not only does she like RPG’s: she’s quite good at them too… ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/45 "2000-11-16T19:22:12Z")
**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA** _Pant Pant Pant_ **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!** Proof of just how evil, cruel and malignant the supreme being is… ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/46 "2000-11-16T19:23:55Z")
:: Grump :: That came out right in preview. ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/47 "2000-11-17T02:52:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narile \* > \*\*Proof of just how evil, cruel and malignant the supreme being is… \*\* Then according to the laws of dpr (flawed though they may be) the supreme being is female - mmm that makes sense actually - fickle, changeable, downright bitchy, and never lets you know what is going to happen next - yup - life is certainly ruled by a female then. And **dpr** - well my opinion may not mean mucn - but then I was always better at actions than words 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/48 "2000-11-17T03:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > Anyone have any videotapes of squicking so I can finally work out what the hell it is? I am sure I probably will regret asking but hey - Educate me!! Honey, I am already a fan of yours, courtesy of the fact that dpr loves you dearly. Therefore, I have shifted into “protective of your sensitivities” mode, and I have to say…YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW! Hey, I KNOW, and I wish I hadn’t asked. And IF there are video pics…Well YUCK AND CALL THE COPS! Scotti, who is cringing in the corner just THINKING about squicking. And don’t let anyone talk you into describing munging, either!(Double and triple yuck on the both of them, honey!) ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/49 "2000-11-17T03:21:49Z")
I have finally managed to uphold good Aussie tradition and “chuck a sickie” today. I came home just before to find that all my housemates had done the same. Ahh it is great to be Australian with such fine work ethics!! **As it is such an awfully dreary day outside today I have decided to officially declare today a WORK FREE ZONE!!!** Who’s with me? 😕 _:: offers to hold a beer and prawns afternoon around the kiddie’s pool in the backyard::_ Thanks for the warning Scotti!! I think I am getting a pretty good idea about the squicking - and munging I am familiar with (the term that is) so I have decided I am not in a hurry to know. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/50 "2000-11-17T16:46:38Z")
As PTerry has pointed out, there is a reason nature is called ‘Mother’. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/51 "2000-11-17T18:05:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*Sheesh you’ll be giving her the free striptease voucher (doper of your choice) early next too I suppose!!! > > _sigh_ Things aren’t the way they used to be…\*\* HEY! I’m at over 3000 posts, and _I_ never got this voucher! _grumbleIneverhearaboutthegoodstuffgrumble_ And welcome, wyldelf! Any friend of dpr’s is a friend of mine. ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/52 "2000-11-17T21:44:56Z")
::hands falcon a drink of choice:: Hey - it’s ok Falcon - hang around this thread too long and once dpr stops running around with moving house and all - I can pretty much guarantee some striptease action. anyone for beernuts? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/53 "2000-11-17T22:11:19Z")
_perk_ Wait…dpr would be stripping??? WELL then! _settles in with her drink_ THAT’S worth waiting for. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/54 "2000-11-17T22:31:03Z")
Damn - well at least I know what to get him as a housewarming present Dread Pirate Roberts costume strutting his stuff. ::grabs a red wine and settles down to wait also:: So, I think this should become a fancy dress party while we wait - what would you like to wear? ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/55 "2000-11-18T06:15:13Z")
I know what I’d like you two to be wearing… ::evil grin:: ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/56 "2000-11-18T16:51:37Z")
_blushes bright red, matching her hair_ Why Narile! Let me guess…nothing at all? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/57 "2000-11-18T19:20:03Z")
Please! I am far more sophisticated than that, Partial nudity is far more…enticing. Of course, with edible red liquerice two pieces and whipped cream lace, full nudity becomes a rather enjoyable thing to approach itself. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/58 "2000-11-18T20:32:16Z")
Oh. My. THAT was a nice image, Narile… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097/59 "2000-11-19T11:42:01Z")
What a weekend!! I haven’t been so damn bone tired in a long time. I don’t think I could even manage to strip off my dirty clothes before hitting the bed tonight - let alone try and make it look enticing. However dpr is moved at last and should be back online tomorrow - failing that I daresay he will be over at my place and on this computer instead. ::grabs a bottle of Isle of Jura and pours a couple of finger neat, settles on couch:: So what has been happening guys? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-welcome-warmly-drumroll-wyldelf/41097.md?page=2)