# Plnnr Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [July 9, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107 "2002-07-09T17:14:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/1 "2002-07-09T17:14:17Z")

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A simple question, really.

What’s your favorite candy?

Give me a Peppermint Patty and I’m a happy guy.

Plnnr - who just got back from lunch and ate two Peppermint Patties (the big kind - not the little .15 cent ones) in the elevator between floors 1 and 17.

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### Author: ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/2 "2002-07-09T17:46:41Z")

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Mars bars! Mars bars! My kingdom for a Mars bar!

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### Author: ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/3 "2002-07-09T17:51:55Z")

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Back when I could eat candy, I loved Jelly Belly jellybeans.

Watermelon. Juicy pear. Buttered popcorn. Dr. Pepper. And many others. Anything but licorice.

Singly, to savor one taste at a time.  
Or in a comba, like they print on the cards (Black Forest Cake - Chocolate plus Cherry = YUM!!

Or a kamikaze: pop in a handfull at once and get an explosive sugary smorgasbord of flavors. Woooo!!

Darn you, **plnnr** for tormenting me with memories!!! Darn darn darn.

(Ever had a _frozen_ Peppermint Patty? Sheer delight, though not as good as Jelly Bellies.)

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### Author: ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/4 "2002-07-09T17:53:13Z")

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Mmmmm…Zero bar…Mmmm.

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### Author: ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/5 "2002-07-10T00:14:39Z")

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Almond Joy.

No wait…Cadbury Flake…

No…Dark chocolate with raspberry filling…

Only one to choose? Oh Cruel World!

OK, Almond Joy it is.

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### Author: ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/6 "2002-07-10T00:33:11Z")

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Frozen Milky Way bars are the best.

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### Author: ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/7 "2002-07-10T01:18:40Z")

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Peanut M&M’s, but they aren’t as good as they use to be, the peanuts are too dinky.

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### Author: ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/8 "2002-07-10T01:24:51Z")

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Payday. Yum. I like to unwrap it partway, eat all of the peanuts off of the bar unit and then eat the bar part. Unwrap farther and repeat.

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### Author: ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/9 "2002-07-10T01:34:02Z")

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Anything from Willy Wonka: Nerds, Gobstoppers, Runts, Sprees, etc.

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### Author: ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/10 "2002-07-10T01:46:40Z")

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Chocolate oranges.

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### Author: ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/11 "2002-07-10T02:37:48Z")

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Toblerone.

Second choice is Cadbury Dairy Milk.

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### Author: ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/12 "2002-07-10T02:50:55Z")

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First place: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

Second place: Toblerone.

Third place: Heath.

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### Author: ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/13 "2002-07-10T02:53:49Z")

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Chocolate, fruit, or any combo thereof.

Recently, orange- and pineapple-flavored Kit-Kat bars have been on sale here. Wonderful!

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### Author: ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/14 "2002-07-10T03:26:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Soup\_du\_jour \*  
> \*\*Mmmmm…Zero bar…Mmmm. \*\*

Mmmmm, Zero bars. Mmmmm.  
And Zagnuts.  
The “Z” candybars.  
Damn, they’re good.

But a plain ol’ Snickers is good, too.

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### Author: ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/15 "2002-07-10T03:30:47Z")

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I go through phases but most common favorites are

Peanut MM’s  
Picnic Bar  
Cherry Ripe Bar  
Marshmallows - preferably toasted if not in an open fire then with a candle.

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### Author: ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/16 "2002-07-10T03:34:23Z")

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Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups or Hershey’s Dark Chocolate.

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### Author: ![Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_to_be_Queen)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/17 "2002-07-10T03:55:34Z")

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I like Nerds by Willy Wonka. It is overkill, but I don’t care. 🙂

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### Author: ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/18 "2002-07-10T04:57:50Z")

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Blue raspberry Blow Pops are my favorite, and Snickers candy bars are a very close second.

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### Author: ![Another\_Primate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Another\_Primate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Primate)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/19 "2002-07-10T05:06:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by leechbabe \*  
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> Marshmallows - preferably toasted if not in an open fire then with a candle. \*\*

Candle-roasted marshmallows? What a brilliant idea! (No sarcasm. I want to run out and get a bag of marshmallows right now.) Thanks!

My favorite is Dark Chocolate Milky Way. Frozen, then thawed to just the right temperature. Mmmm.

Also like Junior Mints and Rolos. (Best when smuggled into a movie theater.)

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### Author: ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plnnr-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/118107/20 "2002-07-10T06:02:20Z")

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Ferraro Rocher. Mmm. Just got hooked on these. They’re little chocolates with nuts in them and they’re literally like having sex. Literally. Okay not reallky, but they are damned good.

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