# Plums Deify: Complete a sentence from a noun and verb. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626 "2009-02-05T21:49:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/21 "2009-02-09T21:31:34Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Granny bludgeons… …veal cutlets when she’s making wienershnitzel. Damn, what that woman can do with a meat mallet! Aspirin acknowledges… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/22 "2009-02-10T13:57:34Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > …veal cutlets when she’s making wienershnitzel. Damn, what that woman can do with a meat mallet! > > Aspirin acknowledges… …that it’s pissed off at no longer being the only OTC pain killer available. Elephants chortle… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/23 "2009-02-10T14:32:11Z")
Elephants chortle over the realization that they’re the biggest damned animals in the zoo. Hillary undulates… ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/24 "2009-02-10T15:13:25Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Coffee screams” are what I call my caffeine-addicted roommate’s demands for his favorite beverage every morning. \ Foul! The Numenorean just changed a noun+verb into an adjective+noun (though I admire the skill, it seems like it doesn’t fit the OP). Not that anyone should necessarily care. I think maybe I’ve been proofreading a little too much recently. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/25 "2009-02-10T16:08:45Z")
My bad. Coffee screams, “Drink me!” each morning, or so it seems. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/26 "2009-02-10T16:20:34Z")
Hillary undulates… _in your dreams_. Funds disperse… (“Numenorean”?) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/27 "2009-02-10T18:05:40Z")
Funds disperse on Wall Street and Main Street, more and more every day. Mice dominate… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/28 "2009-02-10T19:00:26Z")
… Aesop’s fables, as a symbol of smallness, weakness, and timidity. Bookmarks pontificate… (and I was totally okay with the first “coffee screams” – I thought it was quite creative) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/29 "2009-02-10T19:53:36Z")
Bookmarks pontificate, or so I imagine, as I guiltily read a cheap thriller rather than the massive Dickens classic I stopped reading at p. 16. Sand shivers… ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/30 "2009-02-10T20:23:49Z")
Sand shivers as the winter winds wash over it. Telephones bite ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/31 "2009-02-10T22:18:38Z")
when they ring in the middle of the night. Biscuits cuddle… ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/32 "2009-02-11T03:49:37Z")
Biscuits cuddle the taste buds, but the gravy lays sloppy wet kisses upon the tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/33 "2009-02-11T03:56:03Z")
Oops…forgot to add mine. Words impact… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/34 "2009-02-11T04:53:36Z")
Words impact the thin-skinned not unlike sticks and stones. Doors gesticulate… ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/35 "2009-02-12T04:37:39Z")
Doors gesticulate to the curious and to the dreamers, inviting them to enter into the next adventure. Snails race… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/36 "2009-02-12T04:53:07Z")
Snails race only in their dreams, because in real life they’re verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwww. Tigers bark… ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/37 "2009-02-12T23:03:58Z")
Tigers bark at roaring dogs. Penis ensues… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/38 "2009-02-13T02:39:15Z")
Penis ensues in a plethora of Doper threads. Pins cuddle… ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/39 "2009-02-13T03:17:50Z")
Pins cuddle at the end of the alley, awaiting their certain upheaval. The koala bear fluctuates… ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plums-deify-complete-a-sentence-from-a-noun-and-verb/484626/40 "2009-02-13T04:15:00Z")
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