# Plural form of avocado

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 16, 2015, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450 "2015-09-16T06:43:31Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/21 "2015-09-18T02:41:10Z")

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My money’s on:

avocadæ

Tripler  
Because it makes you look like a good cook, and a _smart_ cook!

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/22 "2015-09-18T03:03:11Z")

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Guacamole.

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/23 "2015-09-18T03:59:11Z")

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> [@dtilque](#):
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> I suppose it’s time to look at the etymology of the word. From [the Online Etymology Dictionary](http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?allowed_in_frame=0&search=avocado&searchmode=none)

The earliest use in English, in the form “avogato pear,” seems to be in [1697, in William Dampier’s _A New Voyage Round the World._](http://findwords.info/term/avocado)

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> 1697 W. Dampier Voy. (1729) I. 203 The Avogato Pear-tree is as big as most Pear-trees…the Fruit as big as a large Lemon.

This became corrupted to “alligator pear,” probably influenced by the fruit’s knobby green skin. This is actually the name I first encountered for the fruit, in a natural history book published in the 1950s. Avocados were essentially unknown when I was a kid, at least in the far reaches of the Bronx. I didn’t try one before the 1970s.

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/24 "2015-09-18T18:50:44Z")

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Dammit, how I want some nachos, stat.

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/25 "2015-09-18T19:44:46Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Dammit, how I want some nachos, stat.

Not nachoes?

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/26 "2015-09-18T20:30:48Z")

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Nachae.

Tripler  
Dammint, now _I’m_ hungry.

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/27 "2015-09-18T22:55:57Z")

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The avocados number 6.0221415 × 10^23.

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/28 "2015-09-18T23:35:33Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> The avocados number 6.0221415 × 10^23.

That’s the Guacamole referred to earlier.

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/29 "2015-09-19T01:02:39Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> > [@gigi](#):
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> > The avocados number 6.0221415 × 10^23.
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> That’s the Guacamole referred to earlier.

A batch of guacamole made from a mole of avocados would be approximately half the mass of Mars. Guac is less dense than rock so although lighter, the one-mole batch of guac would be about the same size as Mars. Better bring a lot of chips.

And for a somewhat less tasty concoction made in molar quantities there’s always this inspirational recipe: [A Mole of Moles](https://what-if.xkcd.com/4/) 😃

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/30 "2015-09-19T01:30:50Z")

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If you’re using Latin/Italianate pluralization, I think it would be avocado/avocadi and nacho/nachi (well, naccio/nacci).

I am used to “tomatoes” and “potatoes,” but “mangoes”? Huh. When I have Chrome’s spell check set to US English, it indicates that is correct. But if I set it to UK English, it accepts “mangoes”, but also accepts the less cluttered spelling “mangos.”

The plural of “dynamo” is still “dynamos,” though.

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/31 "2015-09-19T02:10:00Z")

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If you have a large group of avacadoes, it’s an avacaherd.

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/32 "2015-09-19T03:55:13Z")

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Groucho: “Do you know how alligator pears are made?”  
Margaret Dumont: “I’ve not the slightest idea.”  
Groucho: “That’s because you’ve never been an alligator. And don’t let it happen again.”

Honest story: the first time I watched _The Cocoanuts_ it was a \*\*Spanish \*\*dub. They had to do some rewriting on the bit about the avocados since in modern Spanish _aguacates_ have jack to do with alligators.

A wedge of ripe avocado with olive oil and a pinch of salt is a fine thing to have on your dish.

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/33 "2015-09-19T11:47:58Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> … A wedge of ripe avocado with olive oil and a pinch of salt is a fine thing to have on your dish.

It’s even better if you put the rest of the avocado right alongside that first slice. 🙂

They’re also nice with a light dusting of your favorite Cajun spice. One like that is part of my breakfast most days.

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/34 "2015-09-19T15:06:17Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> And for a somewhat less tasty concoction made in molar quantities there’s always this inspirational recipe: [A Mole of Moles](https://what-if.xkcd.com/4/) 😃

I had never thought about that–because who would? Good ole xkcd.

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**Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plural-form-of-avocado/731450/35 "2015-09-20T22:50:25Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> A batch of guacamole made from a mole of avocados would be approximately half the mass of Mars.

I thought moles usually involved chilis and chocolate?

> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> If you have a large group of avacadoes, it’s an avacaherd.

And if you want to know how not to cook them, it’s avocadon’ts.

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