# Plz help me **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [September 23, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plz-help-me/83371 "2001-09-23T18:59:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NeedATail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/aca169/32.png) [@NeedATail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NeedATail)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plz-help-me/83371/1 "2001-09-23T18:59:51Z")
All my life I’ve felt that there has been something missing, something I needed to make me complete. I’m 15, by the way. Anyways, I always had a feeling of emptyness, where-ever I went, I just felt that I wasn’t all there, until about a month ago, I borrowed a playstation and a game from my freind. The game I got was Final Fantasy Nine(which is a great game, by the way). Anyways, I was playing it , and I saw that the main character had a tail. Seeing this, I don’t know how to explain it… I got this sensation. A feeling that this is what was missing. This boy had a tail, and I needed one too, well, I still do, which is, of course, what this is all about. I NEED a tail. It’s just so unbelievable, this feeling I have whenever I play FF9. It feels like my whole life has been completed. So, please… if you know of any ways to get a tail, or gorw a tail, or something… please e-mail me at [fistwalker@hotmail.com](mailto:fistwalker@hotmail.com) it would mean me having a whole life. thank you -Tom Heywood ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plz-help-me/83371/2 "2001-09-23T19:04:24Z")
Um, you already opened this thread.