# Pocket Constitutions go on sale for $0. 100% off! Free for the taking! No dollars! Zero cents!

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**Created:** [August 1, 2016, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440 "2016-08-01T04:22:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/1 "2016-08-01T04:22:45Z")

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In honor of Khzir Khan whipping out his trusty pocket Constitution at the DNC last week, the ACLU has decided to give away free ones through Election Day.

From [HuffPo](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/aclu-pocket-constitution_us_579e6a6fe4b08a8e8b5e6f45):

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> On Friday, the group announced that miniature pamphlets of the United States’ guiding framework would be available for free until Election Day on Nov. 8.
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> Immediately following Khan’s speech, a pocket version of the Constitution briefly became a top 10 bestseller on Amazon.

I ordered mine today, so from now on, get ready to be seriously lawyered on a regular basis by ol’ Happy.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/2 "2016-08-01T04:36:01Z")

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If it wasn’t for Harry Potter, it would be #1 on Amazon.

> **[The Constitution of the United States: Delegates of the Constitutional...](https://www.amazon.com/Constitution-United-Delegates-Constitutional-Convention/dp/0880801441)**
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> The Constitution of the United States \[Delegates of the Constitutional Convention\] on Amazon.com. \*FREE\* shipping on qualifying offers. The Constitution of the United States

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/3 "2016-08-01T04:47:50Z")

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I tried several times to order one but every time it tried to charge me $12.77 shipping. Apparently it’s only free for certain zip codes.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/4 "2016-08-01T15:39:42Z")

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It’s free nation-wide. You must remember to enter the discount code, POCKETRIGHTS (all caps) to get it free, with free shipping.

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**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/5 "2016-08-01T15:51:48Z")

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Ha! I’m sure they won’t place you on their potential donors list and flood you with mail or anything, will they?

It’s free for kindle from amazon, which I personally find more convenient.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/6 "2016-08-01T16:05:15Z")

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> [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#):
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> Ha! I’m sure they won’t place you on their potential donors list and flood you with mail or anything, will they?
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> It’s free for kindle from amazon, which I personally find more convenient.

Yeah, but if you whack a Trumpite with your Kindle, it might break.

Ambiguous referent intentional.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/7 "2016-08-01T16:21:18Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> It’s free nation-wide. You must remember to enter the discount code, POCKETRIGHTS (all caps) to get it free, with free shipping.

If you don’t capitalize it, you might create joinder!

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/8 "2016-08-01T16:31:57Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> It’s free nation-wide. You must remember to enter the discount code, POCKETRIGHTS (all caps) to get it free, with free shipping.

There was a problem with standard (free) shipping not being an option with some zip codes. It looks like they resolved the issue today. Yesterday the lowest shipping option for me was UPS Ground $12.77. Today I tried it again and got Standard Shipping $0.00. Many people were reporting the same problem on the ACLU Facebook page.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pocket-constitutions-go-on-sale-for-0-100-off-free-for-the-taking-no-dollars-zero-cents/761440/9 "2016-08-01T19:04:54Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Yeah, but if you whack a Trumpite with your Kindle, it might break.
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> Ambiguous referent intentional.

Which is the ambiguous part?
